Luke Ford Show Us Your PCR/DNA Test

mailed me this at a time when he knew I wouldn't have a chance to respond, but that didn't stop him from running his little story this morning.

I e-mailed Luke Ford and called him a gutless waste of humanity. I'll say the same thing to the world. I would have offered Luke the opportunity to meet me face-to-face and back up his muckraking garbage. But it's a little too late for that.

[Luke Ford has been running around town looking for writer's insurance but is being turned down because he's too big of a risk what with the AVN sword hanging over him. By the way, Luke you can't apply for insurance, AFTER you've had the accident.]

I'll respond to Ford's latest pack of crud but let's consider the headline.

Luke Ford has been bragging about sleeping with talent and getting blowjobs. Since PCR/DNA tests are required in front of the camera to have sex with talent, it's only reasonable to assume the same rules apply behind the camera. I make a point of this for two reasons. Ford has been on such a witch hunt with Marc Wallice that the world has simply forgotten that Ford's never produced one of his own. Let's see some tests, Luke. Going back to last November. You know about last November, don't you?

The second reason these Ford tests should be demanded is prompted by the twilight nature of Luke's existence.

The fact that Ford is making blatant and vicious attacks on me, like some rejected Nellie, is not without some obvious origins. Realizing that he wasn't going to compromise me, sexually, Ford called AVN publisher Paul Fishbein a couple of weeks ago and warned him that he [Ford] was working on some exposé of me. Quite coincidentally, Ford, that same day, received a damaging document packaged with a warning that he [Ford] was fucking around with the wrong people. I received the same document compelling me to run its contents on my website, that Ford would be gone in two days. Ford called and asked me if I came into possession of the same document. I said no. I lied to him. Fuck him, I thought.

To this day, I haven't printed the document on my site, but that hasn't stopped Ford from creating a smokescreen of lies and allegations against me to divert attention from its contents and potential damage.

Luke Ford's sexual orientation suggests, immediately, that he produce a PCR/DNA test and post it on his site and keep posting renewals every thirty days. Has Kendra Jade ever seen Luke's PCR/DNA tests?

Ross is plaqued by the nagging suspicions raised by the Ford dossier.

Ford maintains an alias [Leonarto August - same social security number as Ford's], has two separate residences and phone numbers. Isn't it reasonable to suggest that Ford has a separate life, also? His stepmother, in one the most transluscent scams yet perpetrated on this business, comes to the defense of little Lukey on his website claiming the "devil made me do it" defense on his behalf. According to her, Luke's got multiple personalities and has to take drugs. Read it. It's on his site. Are we to feel sorry for him? Hell no. This guy belongs in a straight jacket!!

Ford cannot adequately explain enormous chunks of his life that are missing from his dossier. He will, but they will be lies. Read his site. His own family condemns him.

Why does his life only begin from 1989? A social security number was issued to him in 1982 when he was 16, but Ford's official paper life doesn't begin until he's 23. Where was Ford between October 1989 and April, 1992? It doesn't appear anywhere on that dossier. Why did he go to Orlando in March, 1994 and get a driver's license there only to leave in less than a month? In fact, Ford has been cited, legally, for maintaining two driver's licenses. What was the purpose of having two licenses? What drove Ford out of Orlando?

Ford has rarely told the truth on his site, and his thin attempts at explaining away Leonarto August as an Israeli and a former roommate who stole his social security number absolutely fall on numb ears. Bear in mind, the Leonarto August revelations are what got Ford on his Gene Ross scandal tangent to begin with. What's Ford hiding? How many multiple personalities operate within his body?

Ross, by the way, has been offered federal assistance in an attempt to track Leonarto August down - watch Ford say August is back in Israel. If so, how very convenient. An Israeli with the name Leonarto?

On another issue, Ford has never adequately explained the discrepancy that lists him has having blond hair on his driver's license. But that's a minor one perhaps Marc Wallice would like to take up with Ford, Wallice's tormenter about discrepancies.

Luke Ford certainly needs to answer more questions than he needs to ask of others. Especially now.

Now I'll answer some of his. The Party was directed by Anthony Spinelli and co-directed by CDi's Jack Stephan.. Mitchell Spinelli served as dialgue director. I was there to write an on-the-set piece.

Being probably the largest video shoot of that year, there were at least 100 extras on that set including AVN's Mark Kernes. I was going to direct this movie with 100 eyewitnesses? But let's take a guess at the origin of these rumors. On the second day of the shoot, Mitch and Jack ran into a snag. Jack wanted blondes on the boxcover - Taylor Wane, Tonisha Mills, Carolyn Monroe and Heather Lere. There might have been another girl, I don't remember. Ona Zee wanted the boxcover. Jack said no. Ona began raising a ruckus. The incident occurred prior to her shooting a threeway jail cell scene. Words were flying all around between Ona, Mitch and Jack. Tension got to the point where Mitch and Jack felt it prohibitive to lend positive input to the scene and asked me to talk to Ona and suggest some ways in which to make the scene more productive. That was it, folks.

Charges are now being leveled that I've abused women? Be careful here, Luke, you're sailing into some real dangerous legal waters. Bill Margold is supposedly aware of two outcall agencies that won't send me girls because of my reputation for abusing women? Really? Would these so-called outcall agencies like to make themselves known for the record? Since when is Bill Margold talking to Luke Ford again? Ford infers this.

Reached in New York, this is what Bill Margold had to say.

Margold: "I didn't talk to the man [Ford], but I can tell you where it came from. But I can only give you this much information. It was told to me by a person who's a very close and dear friend, that at one point, maybe 5, 6 or 7 years ago, you were turned down. That's all I can say. It was not two escort services. It was only one because I don't even know two escort services. But I will not in any way shape or form respond to Ford because my advisors say the only time I can even talk to the man is in hell. And that's Las Vegas. What you and he are doing is an amusing sort of tag team. It's okay. This is a taffy pool that you're doing with the industry stuck in the middle of it. You're both out for your own validation and credibility, and the industry is the victim between the both of you. I don't like it. It's ironic that you called. I got an e-mail from that idiot Luke and I immediately deleted it. I'm not going to answer him. Why would I want to? I will not talk to him. It's desperate. He's clutching at straws. You two have this love-hate relationship."

Luke is now going to try and say I PROPOSED to Taylor Wane? When was that supposed to have happened? And what imminent scandal lurks there? Taylor got on an AVN cover one time. So? Did I propose to her? No. She was my neighbor. Luke, would you like to talk to Taylor's husband and make further issue of this?

Gene Ross will name Luke's new financial backers, shortly. The deal has been cut, making those backers imminently liable for anything Luke writes. Industry, rev up those lawsuits. The backers are panicking from what I hear and are likely to withdraw the offer.

Dave Cummings writes: "I just saw on Luke's site that you're pushing him to make his PCR/DNA HIV tests public, since he's having sex with Industry women. I applaud you for looking out for the health of the Industry's young ladies, as well as for us guys who subsequently work with those girls---this is important given Luke's posted comments of a couple of weeks ago about him sucking dick [though his comments might have been made in jest, it's nevertheless worrisome given the higher HIV rates associated with some of the other sexual practices of men involved sexually with other men].

I hope you can find out which girls have been exposed to Luke so that we guys can make certain we don't book scenes with those specific girls until Luke either makes his test public or until the girls have had a PCR/DNA at least a month AFTER being with Luke ---these girls could lose a lot of work because of being sexually with him. Even if he used condoms, it's still worrisome given the fact that they sometimes break!

Gene sez: "The operative word, here, is 'men.' Luke Ford isn't one of those. Assuming intellectual guise, he hides behind his stepmother's skirt looking for sympathy because an auto accident supposedly rendered him into a walking eggplant."