Love Those Tall, Blond Leos

Gene Ross is actively pursuing a story in which a beautiful blond is alleged to be wanting to have sex with him.

Dancer Tawni Lyons, an aspiring porn actress, who's featured on www.dirtybob.com/tawni.htm, is quoted as saying, "If some hunk like Gene Ross at AVN wanted to do me, hell, yes I would. That would be a given!"

Lyons, a 5' 9" ["without the heels - God made me with legs"] hunkette from Texas, is a Leo, born August 10, 1972, and thus chose her stage name based on her astrological sign. Lyons was tracked down to New York where she's currently shooting for Neville Chambers and other producers. After which, Lyons will be leaving NYC, March 19, and driving to Los Angeles and her rendezvous with Ross - if, for nothing else, to have her tarot cards read by him. "I've never done that before," said Lyons. Ross didn't ask her whether she meant tarot cards or sex. Lyons, of course, does have another agenda. She's booked pretty extensively to shoot scenes once she hits la-la-land.

The personable Lyons had just spent "a day in hell," when the conversation began. "I'm working with Neville and a couple of other people," she said. "It's just been going and going and going."

Lyons' reference to a day in hell also has other, less attractive, connotations. She was in the midst of a feud with agent Regan Senter several months ago where Senter downloaded her pictures from the Dirty Bob site, put them up on his, and started claiming to be her agent. Senter was asked about that at the time and pretty much had a "what the fuck - I can do what I want to do" response to the question. Lyons says under no circumstances would she consider being repped by Senter.

Lyons: "Do you know the sad part about the whole thing? If you got me in a room, me and three guys, I still wouldn't know who the hell he [Senter] is. I've never seen him before in my life. Of course, if he opened his mouth, I'd know who he was."

Lyons mentions how Senter tracked her to a Dallas niteclub. Besides dancing there, Lyons was working the door at Caligula one night.

Lyons: "He [Senter] called me on my cellular, asking for me. The valet and I had a good laugh. He [Senter] had me on the phone for two hours. He was going and going and going. I'm trying to get off the phone. I'm trying, and he's [Senter] telling me not to listen to what everybody else says about him. I'm a nice person. I guess that's the problem. I'm not going to be a total bitch, but I had to get my mobile number changed and everything. My pictures are still up on his website. I haven't talked to him at all."

Lyons has been a dancer since high school where she accomplished her career objectives, through the help of fake i.d.'s. She danced at night, went to high school during the day. She's not the "typical porn star/stripper," she says. She graduated valedictorian of her class and went to college for accounting. Just for the hell of it, Lyons once e-mailed Dirty Bob on a whim, got a response, and started making contacts in the adult video business through him. "He's the one who helped me out with everything. He's a great person. And he's stuck in the middle of Ohio. But everyone knows who he is."

Lyons will the subject of incisive, transcontinental reports as she makes her way to California by auto. Her ETA is March 22.