Long thought to be a figment of the collective imagination, Jack Hammer is truly back and called in to verify all the sightings. Hammer explained the computer fuck-up which occurred that sent him back to jail for several weeks.
Hammer: "There was some bullshit mistakes. The parole department had it that there was a couple more weeks that I owed them, that they didn't calculate on their million dollar computer system. So now I'm discharged. I have a discharge card in my hand, and everything's done. Finally. Now I'm just looking for work. I want to let everyone know I'm back. There's no more court. There's no more nothing. There's no more parole. The whole fuck-up is that they have this big massive computer system, and I didn't know that my parole agent wanted to talk to me. So, on my way to John Stagliano's house where I was going to do a shoot for Joey Silvera, I got pulled over for speeding. They tell me I have a parole-hold. That's no bail, no nothing. I go, for what? I'm off of parole. They go, no, your parole officer's been trying to get a hold of you.
