Lisa Ann Alive and Well

Another rumor that proved to the contrary was the one involving Lisa Ann earlier this year, suggesting that she might be deader than a door nail. When we caught up to her requesting an interview, this was her response.

Lisa Ann: "Hello Gene, well I see you are as I expected looking for some action! SO AM I !!!! I want to negotiate, an interview ?? What is in it for me ? How hard do I have to push to get something in return ? I am as Dirty Bob said looking better than ever, feeling better than ever and in the business doing better than ever !! I look forward to seeing all at CES.. I will be ready to play, looking for a game !!!!! I have HUGE plans that need to go public, want to know ??

"ps.... Who ever started the bullshit about me being dead needs to ask an agent or someone before they talk their shit. I had fans & friends desperately trying to find the truth, even club owners were worried, but nothing can stop me, I am by far THE MOST TENACIOUS ENTERTAINER TO EVER BE IN THE BUSINESS so keep on trying to repress the winner it never works, you may pass that on to the initial writer of this nonsense !!

"By the way, Happy Holidays to everyone at AVN, especially you Gene Luv to Luv Lisa Ann xxx"

Gene sez: "Does this mean that either a blowjob or an interview are entirely out of the question?"