Last night I killed over 500 people… some of them amongst the living dead! Armed with a shotgun, I pumped round after round into the chests, heads and appendages of men, women and children like there was no tomorrow. And for one brief moment, there wasn’t.
Until I snapped back to reality and realized I was playing House of the Dead at GameWorks party sponsored by ARS and Max Cash. Man, what a party!
Each guest was given a card with unlimited plays, there was an open bar and copious amounts of tasty food. The multi-level underground gaming super-plex features every type of game known to man from every era of the amusement business. From ‘70s relics to ‘80s favorites to modern gun-totting, snowboarding, auto racing virtual reality cyber experiences, folks from three to 30 can find the pastime for them.
Among the highlights? Watching my coworkers massacre each other in air hockey was fun. Picking off political figures with a laser scope rifle in a sniper-based video game was a delight. Watching ARS’s John V pick up on chicks was inspiring. Talking about pee pee with Elissa from Max Cash and Becky from ARS was refreshing. Seeing a pretty blonde pass out cold on the floor two feet in front of me was a treat. All in all, a darn good time.
Before this adventure, I was carousing Hustler’s Can You Be A Porn Star? soiree at Seven, another fun filled event filled with free booze and beautiful babes. Party goers included hosts Mary Carey and Tabitha Stevens, porn maestro Ed Powers, former Hustler/Rip magazine editor and “friend at large” Lonn Friend, delightful Mike Love Jr., and Lifestyle of the Rich & Infamous host, the great Robin Leach. I can hear his inspiring words touched the cockles of my heart and soul. “No pictures tonight, my lad,” he quipped with the grin of a man trying to protect his wholesome public image.
Awesome!
