Lemmy from Motorhead is walking around the show floor. Dressed entirely in black from his boots to his cowboy hat, Lemmy is a bad motherfucker. I asked him why rock guys always hang around porn and he told me, "Everyone wants to be a porn star." I asked if he wanted to star in a porno and he said: "I was in John Wayne Bobbit Uncut But only as a cameo. I didn't get my dick up."
Fucking Lemmy. Goddamn.
