Kylie Ireland The New VCA Publicity Director?

It seems to be just a formality, but VCA head Russ Hampshire says it's a done deal, that Kylie Ireland will be coming onboard with VCA. "I offered her the job. I think she's going to take it," said Hamsphire. "I talked to her and her husband yesterday. There's a couple of odds and ends that have to be worked out, but they're coming by today. I have to help them with the mobile home they just bought. Flat out she wanted to retire. She said she didn't want to make any more films after the year 2000. She didn't want to dance any more, either. She said she wanted to move out to California, did I have a job for her? She loved the idea of being publicity director. She's articulate. She knows everybody. Who would be better than her?"

VCA has recalled copies of Behind the Anal Door and changed the title to Vegas Anal Adventure.

Hampshire: "Whatshisname dick brain Scotty Schwartz called it Behind the Anal Door at the CES Show. He shot it up there last year. I said it's too damn long, just make it Behind the Anal Door. We had to pull it off the market. We got a letter from the Mitchell Brothers' lawyer. I probably could win it in court, but it would cost me 50 or $60,000. It wasn't worth it."