Kid Vegas: Trenchcoat Pornographer

The Kid's latest video is now out but doesn't seem to be equipped with THX, or sensuround sound, or 70mm as previously advertised. But what the hey. The Ho Chi Minh of Jim Powers' bukkake liberation army, the Kid said he was preparing a beer bong for Powers' weekly Wednesday night bukkake shoot.

Vegas: "It's call a bukkake cum bong. I'm making it myself. It's going to be all clear, and the girl's going to drink all the guys' cum just like a beer bong when you go to a frat party. It's going to have a funnel so all the cum's going to be held up until the very end.

"The Trenchcoat Pornographer came out Tuesday. It's in stores. It's a very good movie. It's with Johnny Toxic. It has a lot of comedy and a lot of sex. Naughtia Childs performs well on the blowjob scenes."

G. Ross: "This has those two girls that disappeared?"

Vegas: "Yeah, there's Honey Kiss and her friend Doll. Those two dove into a taxi and split in the middle of the shoot. They called me and Johnny Toxic the Beevis and Butthead of porno."

G. Ross: "They never bothered to get paid?"

Vegas: "No. They signed releases and everything. We put them in the movie. They thought it was funny that they took off."

G. Ross: "You have a Roy Garcia story?"

Vegas: "I met Roy Garcia at the Hustler Store in Hollywood at one of their events. One of his girls, I forget her name, wanted to take off in the Kid Vegas super stretch limo. We were going partying that night. He wouldn't let her go. He took my card and he said I had to meet him first. I met him but he totally denied her any access to Kid Vegas. He put a big hold on her career because having sex with Roy Garcia is not going to get you anywhere except a bunch of talk on the Internet. Roy Garcia wants to be silent, but he can't be silent when he dis-friends Kid Vegas. And another thing I want to say to Roy Garcia, 'Since you did not let me fuck her, I fucked your other girl, Bobbi. You know who Bobbi is. I fucked the hell out of her in Chatsworth Park against a rock. And Bobbi does Bunny Luv and Chandler all the time...and Roy Garcia, I'll only use your girls without your permission."

Vegas says his record will be coming out this summer for Nitro Records. "It's called Slacker Vegas by Kid Society," Vegas said.

G. Ross: "I take it this is a tribute of sorts to Matt Zane?"

Vegas: "It's somewhat of a tribute to Matt Zane. I'm really looking forward to working with him."

According to the Kid, he also hung out with David Lee Roth the other night. "We were at Crazy Girls in Hollywood," the Kid said. "We talked about porno and how he loves this one of the porno girls. He wants me to hook him up with her. He is a big fan of porno. But I don't want to get her hopes up until he gives me the word."