Kick Ass Goes <i> Cuntre </i>

Fat ass, flat ass or some serious junk in the trunk, Cuntre uses his southern charm to get laid in Kick Ass Picture’s latest foray into the urban jungle with Cuntre N Da City.

Cuntre, Kick Ass Pictures' premiere director of all things underground and cousin to Wesley Pipes, has unleashed his most ambitious effort to date. Mississippi’s Pimp O’ Pimps and his ever evolving crew scour the street corners, hip-hop clubs and unsafe neighborhoods of the big bad city looking for fresh ebony princesses, and with a flash of crisp twenties turn them into the straight up hos they really are.

“Inside every African American Princess is a nuttin’, ball sucking ho just beggin to come out,” said Cuntre in his patent southern drawl. “These bitches ain’t stupid, they just wanna get paid and I just wanna get laid, so we playin’ the same game. It’s like that.”

Cuntre left the lush green backwoods of the deep south and headed to LA for one reason only: “To tap some high class ass Cuntre style and lay some Crunk streets of Hollywood.”

Cuntre N Da City has our best pre-orders ever for any of our ethnic titles," said Kick Ass director of sales Scott Broadhurst. “If this were a rap record I’d have a platinum disc hanging on my wall.”

Not only does Cuntre fuck the shit out of random city bitches, he also composed and rapped the title track. “I got skills in all sorts of areas,” he said. The full-length video of the title track is a special bonus.

Cuntre N Da City streets on Tuesday, but pre-orders are available at www.kickass.com.