Happy Valentine's Day, but, sorry, there were no winners this morning in Howard Stern's quest to find a "butt billionaire" with the help of Kendra Jade even tough porn star Annie Ander Sinn turned up with a "vaginal" winner last week.
Jade's ass played grand prize to Stern's Regis Philbin-style questions, and speaking of butts, Kendra got a plug for her appearance at Al's Diamond Cabaret in Reading, PA this week from Tuesday to Saturday. Stern also mentioned her new feature, The Sopornos.
"It's a great, great movie, " Kendra said. "It was put out through VCA."
"What is VCA?" Stern asked. "You say it like it's supposed to be MGM Grand." Jade informed Stern that it's the "biggest company in the business." "I didn't know that," Stern replied.
"If you were into this, you'd know VCA," Robin Quivers told Stern. Stern also plugged the website realpornworld.com.
"The house that I live in is actually filled with a bunch of porno girls," Kendra explained. "It's wired 24 hours a day." Stern thought the expression "wired" was amusing. "Is there any moment of your life that's not on video?" Quivers asked her. "They shoot a lot of movies there," said Kendra, "so you can actually see porno movies being shot."
Kendra showed up for the Stern show with dark hair and because of that Stern asked her if she was running from the law. "You look fabulous and you got a beautiful body," Stern re-reminded her. "I find you extremely attractive. I can't believe you're a porno star." Jade said she went with the new hair color because bleaching it was too much. "I had brown hair the last time I came," she reminded Stern. Stern said he'd love to have sex with Jade for not "the endless list of guys...this is disturbing to me," he added. "You're everything I want in a woman, it's just that everybody wanted her and got it." When asked, Jade said she did not currently have a boyfriend. "I haven't had a boyfriend since I got into this business," she said. "It's hard to keep one."
"You must have a friend who's a doctor because you're constantly working on yourself," Quivers alsio oberved. Kendra said she got her lips done, her breasts re-done, "and a little lipo" to her stomach. Kendra showed off her breasts and Quivers remarked that they looked like "shelves" now. Kendra said she only got 100 cc's in addition to what she already had. "I can't find a bra that fits, now," she commented. Master of tact, Stern also reminded her that she had her nose done a couple of times. "If you saw her at a party, boy, you'd be dying to pick her up." Stern also mentioned that Jade had just been to the Bunny Ranch where she was a "whore."
"You were a whore out there?" he asked. "You were giving yourself away for a couple of bucks." Kendra said she was getting as much as three grand for an hour. "What did you do? Stern asked. "Did you decapitate someone?" "I guess he just liked me," said Jade. "We did a lot of business there. I was supposed to go for a week and ended up staying for two weeks." Jade said she did "pretty well" in the 50-50 split she said she shares with the Ranch.
"I remember you telling me that the first time you used your butt on film, you cried," Stern commented, "you ran out of the room crying. But I guess you're pretty much used to it."
Contestant Jim who also struck out with Christi Lake, likewise took a swinging strike when he didn't know how many women were in the book Little Women. Also among the victims, a law student succumbed to the rigors of trivia examination when he couldn't come up with the name for a female pig. Kendra said she'd be back on the show in a couple of weeks.
Last week, the 6' 2" ["without flats on"] Annie Ander Sinn who was appearing at New York Dolls, was on Stern's show. "You are a dirty girl," Stern observed. "Something happened to you along the way." Ander Sinn said she was neither molested nor raped. Ander Sinn said she started stripping at 20. Asked if guys groped her, Ander Sinn said she wished she could appear at clubs where men could touch her. Ander Sinn also said she's only taken money to have sex on film. "You've done anal scenes, you've done them all?" Stern asked. "Yes I have," she said. Ander Sinn said she'd love to have some of Stern's listeners in her next movie, thus the reason for the contest. Contestants included Phony Phone Call King, Captain Janks, a very drunk Hank the dwarf, a bodybuilder named Tony and John the Stutterer.
