married Judge John Triay of England.
Stern: "So I guess she [Jade] went to England and met a guy who was 70 years old and was married. I guess he wasn't having sex anymore. And then when Viagra came out his penis was working. His wife said, look I'm really not interested. But he's a judge. Let's find out what's going on. He's an important guy. He's a practicing international attorney."
Stern: "You are a famous guy in your own career. You're an international attorney?
Triay: I'm more of an attorney than a judge. I've never been a judge in England. I've been a barrister in England. I've practiced in English courts. I wear these white wigs and bibs.
Stern: "I guess at some point in life you stopped getting aroused."
Triay: "When you reach the age of 60..."
Stern: "You're saying when you hit around 60 it just doesn't work as good."
Triay: It's not on a daily basis.
Stern: "Is that true of most men?"
Triay: "It was true of me. It's particularly true of most people."
Stern: "That's very depressing. You're saying when you had a penis that was working, variety was the spice of life. You loved having sex with different women. What happened. You had gotten married at some point. What happened in your life? In other words, you had stopped having sex. You were a married man, weren't you?"
Triay: "Whoever said I stopped having sex."
Stern: "This is the story that I heard. You were a married man, and you had stopped having erections, and then when Viagra came around you started having more erections and your wife wanted no part of you..."
Kendra: "It's not Viagra he's taking."
Triay: "I'm taking Duro2000. I tried Viagra. I can't have Viagra because I've had trouble with my heart. I've had a few heart operations."
Kendra: "It's herbal."
Triay: "It's an herbal-thing and it doesn't affect your heart. You don't need prescriptions."
Stern: "Really!! And it works??"
Kendra: "I've tried it."
Stern: "Honey, there isn't much you haven't tried I'll be honest with you."
Kendra: "It works."
Stern: "So you're telling me there's an herbal remedy to men who have erection problems and that Viagra isn't a necessary thing?"
Kendra: "Absolutely."
Triay: "I've tried it and I'm on it."
Stern: "Am I right about your story. You were a married guy, and you have stopped having sex, pretty much, with your wife. Am I wrong?"
Triay: "The first wife I spent heavy sex with because I got involved with my second."
Stern: "So you're involved with other women. That's okay. With the second wife, though, you were married when you met Kendra Jade."
Kendra: "He's married now."
Stern: "Are you getting a divorce?"
Triay: "The petition has not reached me, yet."
Stern: "So what happened is when you went on this herbal remedy she couldn't handle you. Now I understand."
Kendra: "He wants it like 5-6 times a day."
Stern: "Are you serious? You're telling me that you went from 0 to 6? Thank God you met Kendra Jade because she can handle 5, 6 times a day."
Triay: "I reckon she can."
Stern: "Now Kendra Jade is very beautiful. Did you know about her past? Where did you meet her?
Kendra: "We met at the Plaza [Hotel] the last time I did your show - in December."
Stern: "What were you, at the bar? You were drinking? And you met the barrister here? He walked over to you and..."
Kendra: "Usually I don't give guys the time of day because when I'm out I just want to be out. But he was so polite, I couldn't resist. He was a perfect gentleman."
Stern: "So he was a gentleman to you and he said, 'Listen, I have a problem.' Did he tell you right away that he needs sex?"
Kendra: "Not right away. He was kind of talking to me. He knew there was going to be some stuff going out in the press. I said I can relate to that. I've been through it."
Stern: "You've been through it. You set up Jerry Springer. Did you know she had set up Jerry Springer when you met her? Did you know she had done that?"
Kendra: "I didn't tell him that. I didn't tell him anything I did."
Stern: "You didn't tell him you were a porn star. You didn't tell him you set up Jerry Springer in a hotel room with video cameras? You know about that now obviously, don't you. But who cares? You were banging a hot piece of ass. I wouldn't care, either. So, have you taken him home to your mother, yet?"
Kendra: "He came up to see me in February. We went to the beach, up to Malibu, stuff like that?
Stern: "Are you two kids thinking of getting married?"
Kendra: "I have too much fun with other guys and girls."
Stern: "So she's allowed to be with other guys and stuff, you don't care. You're not getting possessive."
Triay: "It was good adventure. We're great friends. We get on well together."
Stern: "The judge looks exhausted if you want to know the truth. This is a very sexy young woman. Do you bring her out to various restaurants and show her off? I would think that would be fun....you mean your wife doesn't know about Kendra Jade?"
Triay: "I think she'll find out."
Kendra: "She probably does now."
Stern: "It's grounds for divorce if you're with another woman, isn't it?"
Triay: "Unfortunately this business isn't going to make my getting together much easier."
Stern: "You're trying to reconcile. You want to stay with your wife."
Triay: "I love my wife. I would to go back to her. But these are the consequences of her saying this was too much sex. So I have to find it elsewhere."
Stern: "Women don't understand this. Just cause you're having sex with somebody else and you're enjoying sex with somebody else, you can still love her, too. When you met Kendra Jade at the hotel, how long before you two became lovers? You told her of your problem. You told her your wife doesn't give you enough sex. You were very open and honest. How long before you get her into bed?"
Triay: "The following day."
Stern: "Doesn't take long with her. Were you paid for this sex?"
Kendra: "Absolutely not. I'm not a hooker. He was a nice guy. He was very polite. This was not a 21-year-old playboy-type thing."
Stern: "Was the judge really capable of going 5 times?"
Kendra: "He definitely was. I didn't count the number of times but I think probably 3.
Stern: 3 times! A man your age. That's incredible. That's some pill you're own. What a way to go. Rockefeller went that way. Judge, you're not being paid by Duro2000 are you to endorse them?
Triay: "I hope I'll be able to negotiate something. I love this publicity."
Stern: "You deserve it. So, Kendra, you made the decision after meeting the judge to go on a date with him, I assume. Did you go out to dinner that night? So you went over to his hotel room. You decided to visit him. Right away you started kissing and hugging?"
Triay: "We had great conversation."
Stern: "I can see the judge is very worldly."
Kendra: "He talks to me mostly about things that I can't understand. He talks about the judge-thing. I don't get it. I'm a porn star. It instantly sends off signals in my head that he's a polite, intelligent gentleman. The fact that he has money doesn't hurt. Yesterday was my birthday. He came out mostly for my birthday."
Stern: "Did he buy you that diamond necklace you're wearing?"
Kendra: "No. He won't tell me what it is but I know he has some great plans for me for my birthday."
Triay: "I'll get to tell her after we leave Los Angeles and then from there we go to the surprise place."
Kendra: "He won't tell me where."
Stern: "I know where - the butt."
Kendra: "He's been there."
Stern: "He's had the butt already? You've had every part of her. The bloomin' arse. You're telling me you met that night in a hotel room. There was conversation. Then, what did you do? Did you make the first move, Kendra? You're very forward."
Kendra: "No. He kind of casually started rubbing on my leg and stuff happened from there."
Stern: "Fellatio?"
Kendra: "Yeah. That's a must. I love doing it. There's nothing I love more. I prefer that to sex any day.
Triay: "She seems to [love it].
Stern: "And after that you had intercourse I take it. The judge was able to perform that many times. And did you achieve orgasm? [Jade sayz yes]. He's probably one THE best. Judge, is this the best sex you've had in you life?"
Triay: "In recent years, yes."
Kendra: "Do you think that that's fair [that a man step up on his wife]?"
Stern: "I think that's fair."
Triay: "I have a double-life, and my principles have been to try and not hurt the other partner. It becomes very stressful [to live a double life]. In the end, truth will out.
Stern: "Affairs of the heart are very complicated and who can explain it?"
Kendra: " Last night I was writing a list of all the people in this world I want to have sex with. And you were in my Top 10. [She mentions Tommy Lee.] I had Robert De Niro in there."
Stern: "This is quite an honored man, the judge. He has received several decorations from the Royal Man. You're no slouch. Would you consider the judge your primary boyfriend, now?"
Kendra: "One of."
Stern: "One of. Really? And you are available to the judge wherever he travels because he is a worldly man. And you go wherever he needs you?"
Kendra: "Absolutely. He's come out to LA to see me. We went to Malibu. Spent time on the beach and stuff, but he's very busy with business. And I'm very busy. I'm on the road a lot."
Stern: "Does the porn star status bother you at all?
Triay: "I've not seen her movies. I've got the real stuff beside me."
Stern: "This is incredible. This Duro2000. I must look into it. I really don't need it."
Kendra: "This is the best sexual experience I've ever had in my entire life. I'm now taking it before I shoot a scene. I get much more into it. I brought you a copy of my new movie Too Hot For Porn 2. You will find that it's probably one of the best movies I'll ever make."
Stern: "So you take Duro2000 and you become an instant actress. It's amazing.
[Stern began fielding some phone calls.]
Jim [on the phone]: "I want to expose these two frauds. They're being paid by the company, obviously.
Kendra: "I only wish."
Stern: "I don't think the judge is lying."
Triay: "I intend to negotiate with the company as a result of the publicity and this program. I'm not being paid by the company. I come here as a friend of Kendra's. I learned of Duro2000 through a barrister friend of mine in Liverpool where the English product is produced."
[Jade and the Judge were egged on to kiss, to prove that they're a couple.]
Stern: "The judge is amorous he really is."
Ken [on the phone]: "I got to say, Howard that this doesn't sound good. She's telling me that this is the best sex of her life with this old guy? It doesn't legit. She's trying to work the guy, trying to make him sound like he's a man and a million bucks."
Stern: "Kendra, are you trying to get money out of the judge? Is that it?"
Kendra: "Money doesn't hurt, but, no. that's not what I'm after. He's a great person. Judge, how much money would you say you've spent on Kendra so far?"
Triay: "I wouldn't know."
Stern: "Would you say over $100,000?" $50,000? Have you bought her a car? [No to these answers.]
Ken: "They've gone on vacation. It's just a matter of time before she gets a car. This is great, man. I'm just loving it. I wouldn't pay for it."
Stern: "What has the judge bought you that you like so far? Has he bought you outfits? Well you'll pay one way or another."
Kendra: "I've never asked him to buy me things. The most he's ever spent is on a flight to come out and see me and stuff like that. [Stern notes Kendra's not wearing underwear.]
Kevin [on the phone]: "This is a big hoot, man. Making Kendra kiss the dude is nothing. Don't let the wool get covered over your eyes."
Kendra: "I think it shocks people... the age gap between us. There is an age gap. He won't let me play Marilyn Manson in his car."
Billy [on the phone]: "Why do you keep calling her beautiful? [Stern says she is.] Where? She looks like looking at Woody Woodpecker with gums. She's all gums. She's so ugly when she smiles."
Stern: "I find her very cute."
Billy: "That guys is going to die of AIDS now."
Stern: "Sir, are you afraid of AIDS at all because she's a porno star?"
Kendra: "We use protection. I get tested. It's a requirement of the industry that I'm in.
James [on the phone]: "Judge, where do you practice?"
Triay: "I practice in England. I'm qualified in Spain...I've been practicing since 1950. I'm an appointed judge to take evidence on commission. My true profession is an international barrister at law."
Davey [on the phone]: "I think this all a big put on. Anybody can get hot for Kendra. You don't need any drugs for that."
Stern: "You make a good point. It's easy to get it up for Kendra. What about getting it up for some slob? That's the proof. Then you know that drug is working. I'm happy for the two of you."
Kendra: "I'm having a great time and everything is going well."
Stern: "Will you two ever invite a third party in the bedroom?"
Kendra: "Perhaps. I have a girlfriend...I'd like to open him up to some new things."
Triay: "No harm in trying anything."
Kendra: "I think that's one of those things he appreciates about me. He experiences new things with me. We're from two totally different worlds and we get along so well?"
Stern: "Will you ever strap one on with the barrister?"
Kendra: "I don't think so. I don't think he can handle that."
Stern: "Are you falling in love with Kendra Jade?"
[The judge said he had enough of that.]
Kendra: "I don't fall in love with anyone."
