Johnny Toxic Brings Vomit to Howard Stern; Gets Ousted at the East Coast Show

Wrapped in a straight jacket, Johnny Toxic somehow seemed at home. The physically restrained Toxic was appearing on behalf of Mystic which is releasing his feature, The Vomitorium. The day before, Toxic was on Howard Stern along with two of his starlets, Cream and Shel, to promote the feature.

"We went on the show," says Toxic. "The girls got naked. The girls vomited. I annoyed the hell out of Howard. We vomited live on national radio - first time ever. It took Johnny Toxic to bring vomit to the adult industry and Howard Stern, the king of all media. It went out of control. Everyone started throwing up. We used the three-finger technique. Shel vomited all over Cream, and Cream said on live radio that it felt like a big load of hot cum across her back. They had to bleep it, and we've been getting something like a thousand hits a minute on our website since then.

"When the E! Channel comes up, it should even be more," Toxic continued. "I felt bad. Ron Jeremy never made it out of the green room, but I brought the green room to Howard Stern."

Cream: "I said 'cum,' and I didn't know I couldn't say that."

G. Ross: "How does it feel for the two of you to be the first vomit queens?"

Shel" "It feels pretty good."

G. Ross: "You gotta hope there's life after vomit."

Cream: "There is."

The girls haven't given much thought to a sequel, as well-awaited as you might expect it to be. "We might give each other enemas," Shel suggested. Cream who has appeared in some of the GM Video River tapes likes working for Mystic. "They're nice people," she says. Vomitorium 2 is definitely in the offing. "That's coming up - that's going to be the bigger one," Cream predicts. According to her, she had some reservations about appearing in a barf movie, but did it because she was going to be with her best friend. "It was an experience - you always got to try new stuff."

G. Ross: "You should always bring your best friend along when you're going to heave."

Cream: "We try everything together, and there's still a few things we need to experiment with."

G. Ross: "Did you practice for the first feature - did you get sick on different stuff?"

Shel: "We just got drunk and hung out."

Cream: "We had a good time to begin with and did what we would normally do in the bathroom on film."

However, near the close of the first day of the East Coast Show, the good times would soon roll off of Johnny's vomit. Toxic was physically removed from the premises by security guards stemming from a badge incident that turned into a shoving match. Bear in mind, Toxic was wearing a straight jacket, but that didn't stop one guard from using the word "assault" to describe the incident.. According to one of the Mystic crew, security got a little out of line over what was perceived as a misappropriation of a badge. "They were getting physical when Johnny was trying to communicate verbally," the crew member said. "The name badge I had had a different name on it. They asked me for identification. It was getting ridiculous. Johnny was sticking up for me." According to several other eyewitnesses, the security guard who allegedly roughed up Toxic mentioned that he was an off-duty policeman. Though he was escorted out of the building, Toxic was told he could return the next day.

Mark Archer: "I've Been Foot-Violated By Notorious!"

An enraged Mark Archer, creator of the Barefoot Confidential series, says he has issues to settle with director Jim Powers and the Foot Suckers Delight tape being advertised in the latest AVN. "I don't know who this Dick Nicholson is who's doing these tapes, but just judging from these pictures and the ad, I don't think he knows what the foot fetish genre is all about," complains Archer. "Frankly I think Jim Powers is behind this. He's behind a lot of conspiracies within the industry." Archer says he's going to 'investigate' and get to the bottom of this perpetration. "On the other hand, they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I am flattered by this," says Archer. "I guess the best feet will out, but you can be sure Jim Powers is going to hear from my people!