John Minson writes from Merry ol' England

John Minson writes from Merry ol' England. "Luke claimed on his site last night that there was no British agents. Which would be a surprise to Paramount, who have been running 15 years. However, I don't feel inclined to inform Luke [though I suppose his misinformation should be corrected]. On the other hand, his transcript of the Fox Files programme was useful - what a pernicious crock of shit that sounds to have been."

Rumors are rife that one of the adult video companies is trying to score a coup by getting WWF wrestler Val Venis to do a cameo.