Joe Banks writes regarding Heaven Leigh's recent comments about a Hustler Erotic Video Guide review: "Listen to me, you stupid bitch/crack whore/ meth fiend/dumb slut, I would like to refute each of your grievances individually:
1. The name of our magazine is the Hustler Erotic Video Guide, you dyslexic cunt.
2. The picture on page 36 is a publicity chrome provided by the video company. It clearly shows the color of your glazed-over eyes to match the iridescent hue of the blue, foot-long dildo. Either the photo was affected by use of a filter, or you don't know the color of your own eyes. Either way, don't blame me.
3. If I didn't list your scene in my review, it was because that scene didn't warrant it Your looks are anonymous at best and your "killer" anal scene did absolutely nothing to distinguish itself from the thousand or so other anal scenes I have already painfully watched this year. It's at times like this that I get down on my knees and thank the Lord and his infinite wisdom for creating my thumb and the fast forward button. Girl Thing was one of the worst pieces of shit movies I have ever had the misfortune of reviewing. It was an act of charity that it rated even 1/4 Erect. In short, you are out of your fucking mind.
