Jeremy Plays <i>Very Very Bad Santa</i>

Just in time for the holidays comes funnyman Ron Jeremy as Santa in Metro Interactive’s Very Very Bad Santa, which hits the streets November 22.

“You can’t argue with a good ole Jewish boy in a Santa Claus suit now can you,” Jeremy said.

The video, from Metro's Loaded Digital imprint, has a sexy cast which includes Metro contract girl Kelly Erikson, Annie Cruz, Mary Jane, Melissa Lauren, Anna Nova, Randi Wright and Aria.

Very Very Bad Santa follows the antics of Jeremy, who plays an often unemployed department store Santa Claus, and his misfit buddy played by Brian Surewood.

Sex is the only things on their minds and getting off is the holiday sport of choice.

Jeremy sets up each dirty scene as he and his inept buddy go to great lengths to get pussy, but come up a dollar short and a day late. What follows is a sexual tease where horny neighbors are heard through apartment floorboards fucking like dogs and everybody is getting a piece of ass except for Jeremy and his wacky buddy.

Things go from bad to worse for Jeremy when his sidekick gets cast in a porn movie, leaving Jeremy to sit and watch the action from the sidelines.

“Some of these girls take it hard up the butt so this is really a great fuck flick. Hey, and it’s just in time for the holiday season so you can’t complain that you don’t know what to buy anybody any more,” Jeremy added.

“This video is designed to make people laugh, cum and enjoy life just a little bit. What is wrong with that?"