Jeremy Conquers Kutztown, Feminism

Who knows about Peoria, but one thing is certain: they love him in Kutztown. Kutztown, Pennsylvania, that is, and the “him” in question is the Hedgehog himself, Mr. Ron Jeremy. The venerable porn king appeared at Kutztown University's Schaeffer Auditorium, where 835 students jammed the hall to witness Jeremy debate a real live feminist.

Hundreds who couldn’t get in stood outside in the rain waiting for even a glimpse of the legendary cocksman chanting “We want Ron!” Meanwhile,

Jeremy mounted the stage (as opposed to his usual piece of ass) and took on noted feminist Susan G. Cole. Verbally. The duo were there to engage in “Pornography: A Debate” as part of the college's biannual DiversityFest, celebrating “ differences in gender, ethnicity, sexual orientation and culture.”

“Sex is more understood, from politics to scandals to the Paris Hilton sex tape,” Jeremy commented. “Back then, a sex tape would have ruined her career.” Cole took her turn, stating that she was not anti-sex or pro-censorship, but was concerned about pornography's effect on how society views women. That’s right, only hot babes can get into porn.

“You would never imagine the world's most popular female porn star to be the female version of Ron Jeremy,” offered Cole, who apparently didn’t realize there would be no porn industry if out-of-shape hags were allowed to make movies. The people who buy porn aren’t masturbating to Ron, after all. Though the two are friendly, Jeremy took the night.

“They're here for him,” conceded good sport Cole.

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