Janine Appearance Confirmed
The date is confirmed. Janine will be on the Howard Stern show, Thursday, September 9, to discuss Seven Deadly Sins and other pertinent topics. Stern is initiating a new Porn-a-Month segment in which listeners will be invited to offer their opinions on an assigned movie. Janine's is the first.
Seven Deadly Sins, a fantasy-laden, vignette-driven fable built around the titled indiscretions, gets, by the way, an editors' choice [a perfect 10/10 rating] in the upcoming AVN. Reviewer Mark Logan calls it a "modern smut masterpiece." Ren Savant is the director of this "inspired" work which has some of the hottest sex in recent years, according to the review.
"You could easily count on just a few of your fingers the number of adult films that have achieved this level of excellence," Logan writes. Clever scripting, witty dialogue and impressive performances are the film's particular strong points. Janine in the "Envy" segment gives absolutely the finest acting performance of her career, according to Logan. Janine plays a dual role - herself and a dumpy fan who stalks her. The vignette culminates with Janine having sex with herself [Julia Ann is a body stand-in] - an illusion so realistically accomplished that you totally buy into it says Logan.
Particular acting nods go to Janine, Michael J. Cox and Regan Starr.
Vivid Raw and Ecko Unlimited Strike Deal
According to Vivid's Brian Gross, Vivid Raw and the east coast-based clothing company, Ecko Unlimited, have done a product placement deal. Ecko clothing will be given prominent feature in Vivid Raw productions, primarily Robbie D.'s The Watcher and Action Sport Sex.
"We'll be doing a big street launch in about 15 major markets," says Gross. "We're excited. They have amazing clothes. It's a match made in heaven. It's probably the first time where the urban world and the porn world have kind of merged."
Danni's Hard Drive & Trimark Pictures Announce Exclusive Partnership
Count one more instance where adult entertainment and the mainstream have merged.
Danni's Hard Drive (www.danni.com), a leading adult Internet site, and Trimark Pictures, a leading independent producer and distributor of motion pictures, have entered into a groundbreaking partnership to promote Trimark's release of the unrated, controversial French art film "Romance."
Danni's Hard Drive has agreed to show an exclusive, unedited trailer of "Romance" on its Web site. This marks the first marriage of an adult Internet site teaming with a film company to promote a mainstream film release and represents a breakthrough in the way mainstream entertainment companies view adult content providers.
According to Dennis O'Connor, senior VP of Theatrical Marketing for Trimark: "Danni's Hard Drive offers Trimark a unique opportunity to present our marketing message to our target, adult audience, on a mass level, without any creative compromise or censor." The trailer will be available on DHD starting Sept. 1, 1999.
Said Danni Ashe, the creator and star of DHD: "Romance' is an amazing, frank view of one woman's sexual journey. Danni's is proud to offer Trimark an alternative way to reach its audience for this provocative, groundbreaking film."
Danni's Hard Drive will also create a unique "Romance" banner for the DHD homepage and a custom Web page to highlight the film for DHD visitors. This is extremely valuable real estate, given the massive audience that DHD enjoys (8 million hits daily) and the fact that DHD accepts no commercial advertising.
Set for release in New York City on Sept. 17 and Los Angeles on Oct. 1, "Romance" has already created a major sensation in Europe for its explicit sexual content, heretofore unseen in a major, mainstream production. In the United States, early screenings of the film have won high praise from critics at Vogue, Harper's Bazaar and Gear.
Trimark Pictures had previously announced that it had elected not to have "Romance" rated by the MPAA, including its desire to show the film as the director, Catherine Breillat intended.
Danni's Hard Drive can be found at www.danni.com and the official "Romance" Web site can be found at www.tasteromance.com.
The Million Youth Gangbang
With inspiration drawn from Khalid Muhammad and the Million Youth March in New York this weekend, John T. Bone has decided, what-the-fuck. Bone is labeling his next artful gangbang enterprise with Deelicious, the Million Man or Youth Gangbang, depending how many "yoots" he can round up. Bone said he's dead serious.
Bone: "I came up with the World's Biggest Gang Bang not knowing I was going to establish a trend of camp followers that were going to continue to try and do what I did. Once again, we're going to try and do the ultimate, and finish it. Then it's all over. Deelicious is going to be the girl. We're doing it on April 4 [2000], which is Martin Luther King day. I'm serious. Everybody laughed when I said I was going to do the World's Biggest Gangbang. This one is all black, but honkeys will be allowed to attend. I will announce a venue early next year. The count will be handled with the same integrity as all the counts on the previous gangbangs. Deelicious did an interview in a black magazine recently, and gave our phone number saying she was looking for guys. Since then, we have been inundated with phone calls. There are literally millions of black guys out there who want to be in the movies. We just one million of them to show up."
G. Ross: "Busing might be a bitch."
Bone: "We're either going to do it in Washington or a set that looks like Washington. But this is Hollywood."
G. Ross: "You realize no one's going to take you seriously, as if they ever have."
Bone: "No one took me seriously when I said I was going to do the World's Biggest Gangbang...like I care...I made a lot of money for a lot of other people. Even AVN didn't take it seriously."
G. Ross: "Hanging around Kid Vegas has harmed you to a great extent."
Bone was casually reminded that, in the most perfect of worlds, with everyone showing who's supposed to show, the gangbang would take somewhere in the neighborhood of 83,333 hours, or approximately 490 weeks, or 9 years to finish the job. Bone said the math is irrelevant, that this will be known as the million man gangbang even if only 50 guys show up.
Houston in Vegas
Susan Yannetti writes: "I just got back in the office from Las Vegas, and I thought I would give you some more scoop on the action there this week.
"I was out there to support Houston, who had many, many things going on at once, all with a special guest in tow -- her prom date from the Howard Stern Show, 18 year-old Brad.
"On Wednesday afternoon, she made a personal appearance at the MAGIC tradeshow for action sportswear clothing company 3rd Rail. Brad came along, signed a few autographs and got hooked up with a bunch of free clothes.
"At 5p.m., we all headed over to the GCO Expo caught up with a TV crew from eXTRA!, who was there to do a follow-up story on Houston and Brad's prom date.
"At both shows, Houston posed for pictures and signed decals of herself made by a new company called SLAP ON for their new product line, 'Exoticals.' She is their first adult star decal, and the company is planning to start a whole new adult star line of these unique, high-quality decals. They range in size from 3.5 inches to 3.5 feet high, and are super tough, fade and scratch resistent, and are waterproof. The company's other lines are popular with surf and skateboard enthusiasts, boat owners, bands and truckers who use the decals to personalize their stuff.
"At the GCO, a crew from Houston's latest personal website, thehoustonchannel.com (she now has three -- the other two being houstondd.com and pornstardate.com), taped the TV crew shooting Houston and just about all of her moves for the remainder of the evening for the new web channel. It's probably best described as a behind the scenes look at Houston's real life, like a 'Real World' for the Internet.
"At the GCO Awards Show, Houston was nominated for the Adult Film Star Entertainer Award, which was given to Jenna Jameson. Houston said she was thrilled to be nominated, and if she had to lose to anyone, she was glad it was to a great performer like Jenna.
"On Thursday, in addition to a GCO EXPO appearance, Houston was a guest on two evening radio talkshows, one on KKLZ and one on KXTE. She is promoting this week's release of The Houston 500 video and a personal appearance at a Las Vegas bookstore.
"After the radio gigs, Houston will host a GCO wrap party sponsored by SLAP ON at the Las Vegas Hilton...
"On Friday, she will make a personal appearance at the Adult Superstore located at 513 S. Main Street, Las Vegas, from 2p.m. - 6p.m. signing freshly shipped Houston 500 movies.
"Video from all of these events will be available on thehoustonchannel.com when it makes its debut in a few weeks...
"Just writing about all of this makes me tired. I don't know how Houston can keep up with this schedule and still look great. I'm going to sleep now. Have a great holiday weekend, Gene!"
Mad Jack in Vegas
Mad Jack writes : "Okay Gene: Since we had Mark Kernes' version of the over inflated (literlally) convention, I thought a true pornographer (with an over inflated ego) should shed some light on the way this sorry excuse for a convention really was...Let me start by saying that the $300.00 badge fee was truly over priced. (I brought my digital camera down and shot a quick picture of a borrowed badge, drove home, and, with a little help from the laminate section of Office Depot, was in the show an hour later.) I will say that there was more silicone in Ceasars Palace than one would could in Sunnyvale California on any given day!!. As soon as I walked through the doors, I felt like I hit the back wall. A few booths for vendors of cocktail mixers, sound and lighting systems, ATM machines, and a couple of booking agents, and you found yourself back at the front door.
"What a fuckin' joke.. Someome cleaned up on this one. Looking at the dipshits who were trying to pimp there services brought me back to circa 1978. More gold and silver around these necks than you'd find at a K.C. and the Sunshine Band concert. Where the fuck did these people come from. I guess I've been out of touch for to long. Someone please wake me up, am I having an acid flashback. A short time later, after being told that the hot spot was a suite upstairs, I wandered up to find five old farts in the suite talking about the "good ol' days" and sucking down booze like like they were on there way to prison. That was scary!!! Thank god I decided to make fuck movies instead of booking 'features.'
"At one point, a couple of industry girls, who will remain nameless due to embarrassment, showed up to say hello. They were there for about three minutes before it hit them that there was NO money to be made and hightailed it back to the elevator. The guy running the suite was bitching about other agents dropping off promo material in HIS suite and whining about how shitty this whole thing was.. Needless to say, the Jackster had a FREE drink and a sandwich, and got the fuck down the road, QUICK I went back downstairs to find most of the talent OUTSIDE of the show as opposed to in. Most of them were too busy with their cell phones to give a fuck about the goings on inside. I guess they they saw the same thing I did. NOTHING!!! What a drag.. I had the impression that this was supposed to be a mini CES. BOY was I wrong... The few porn girls that I did see in attendance were the ONLY ONES acting professional. I'm hoping Friday will be better with Fan Fair happening, but we'll see, I snapped a digital of the badge for that one too!!! I'll keep you posted. Mad Jack."
Luke in Error
Mike Albo writes: "Gene: Our favorite Aussie homo/punk/loser recently posted on his site the misleading statement that I "dedicated" the December issue of Hustler Erotic Video Guide to him. Like most of the stuff one reads on this doofus's site, this just isn't true. There were a couple of goofs on Luke, but no dedication. The only thing I dedicate to Luke is my continued ill will."
Private's Sex Shot
Sex Shot comes out on the Private Black Label in October. Directed by Antonio Adamo, Private is calling Sex Shot "a perfect combination of hardcore and aesthetic exquisiteness, a cocktail of sensuality, gracefulness, elegance and transgression." The story is based around a love triangle. The 90-minute movie and its 6 hardcore scenes are a journey to a world of sex located in the zone between dreams and reality. Adamo shot the film in a huge studio in Hungary, taking great care to embellish it with atmospheric effects.
Adamo has previously worked in film as photography director on Italian films such as 'Planet Sex' (featuring Anita Rinaldi) and 'La Mamma', and this experience of fine detail, together with his own natural talent and eye for a well-constructed scene, mark him as one to watch for the future, says Private.
The stars of "Sex Shot" contribute to creating the special ambience that Adamo conveys. Appealing Laura Angel and lustful Cassandra Wilde play the lead couple in the film, both being really sexy, randy chicks in love with the same guy, Karim. Each tries to seduce him and keep him by her side with her best tricks and weapons: charm, beauty, raunchiness, fantasy, and their ability to debauch him with games. This forbidden love battle includes blowjobs in public places, sex outdoors under the rain, as well as domination and submission. Karim has to surrender to their lecheries and choose one of them. Who will win? Laura? Cassandra? As well as Cassandra and Laura Angel, there's some other attractive female talent in Sex Shot" There's Stephany, a debauched red-head, who appeared in "Tanya Hyde's Twisted Dreams" (PirateVideoDeluxe 5); Nicole Thomson, one of the girls featured in "The Uranus Experiment" (PBL 6), and Katja Love, a 19-year-old Romanian newcummer. Apart from directing, Adamo has written the script and is also the director of photography. Private feels that Adamo is going to become one of the hot new directors in adult entertainment
Release date: October 1999 \nLocation: Hungary; Director: Antonio Adamo Cast: Laura Angel, \nCassandra Wilde, Katja Love, Stephany, Nicole Thomson, \nSuzy Q, Karim, Reinhard, Mike Foster, Frank Gun and Frank Major.
Laura Angel, one of the lead actresses in "Sex Shot," is a gorgeous 24 year old Czech with white soft skin and dark hair. This stunning brunette captivates anyone with just a single glance of her big dark eyes. Angel has also appeared in Hells Belles (Pirate Video Production 12) and in Triple X Files 11. Add appearances in Pirate #52, Pirate #53 and Pirate #56. In fact, Pirate magazine has nominated Angel as Girl of the Year'99 competition for its readers.
PRIVATE: Laura, it is not long since you started working in the adult industry...
LAURA ANGEL: No, I'm quite new in this business, but I like it a lot.
P: Why? \n LA: Well, maybe it's because I like sex very much and I do it every time I can.
P: How many times a week is that? \n LA: Well, in fact I have never counted them, but let's say about 30.
P: Are you serious? \n LA: Yes, of course. I just told you (smiles), I have sex every time I can. I'm addicted.
P: So what do you like doing most? \n LA: It's difficult to choose. I enjoy everything. I don't think I have any favorite position. I like sucking cocks, feeling them moving in my mouth, in my pussy, in my ass...
P: So, you do like anal sex. \n LA: Yeah! I really love it (she answers lustfully). But maybe, what I like most is DP. It takes me to orgasm. It's an incredibly exciting experience.
P: What about fetish? Do you enjoy it? \n LA: Yes, very much. Taking part in films such as "Hells Belles" has shown me how randy I can get just by the touch of rubber or leather, how stimulating it is being licked and caressed (even if it's with a whip). But I find it thrilling when I play a dominatrix. Having the power to do whatever you want to get pleasure, knowing the other will just obey your desires makes me feel extremely hot. Sexual games are great, that's why I 've had such a good time taking part in "Sex Shot", a film that has the sexual games as the motor, the origin of the action.
P: What about masturbation? \n LA: I like that too. I masturbate about twice a week...
P: Having sex 30 times a week, you still masturbate yourself! \n LA: (Laughs) Well, you know, sometimes you just have a better time on your own. As you know your body better than anyone, you know exactly what makes you feel good. (Thinks) That does not mean that I don't enjoy being with someone else. Actually, I find it great when I'm with more than one person at the same time. Group sex is also electrifying.
P: What does your partner think about it? \n LA: Partners would be the right word. I'm married and I'm dating someone else. Both find my job and my sexual habits great. Actually, my boyfriend is an actor too. They don't mind at all, they like it.
Stephany Stephany, who's also in "Sex Shot", is a Hungarian girl. The red-haired beauty was a young student when she decided to use her spectacular body to pose for some photographers. She then she tried sex films, and liked it so much that now she wants to keep on working on adult entertainment industry. Her first film with Private was "Tanya Hyde's Twisted Dreams" (PirateVideoDeluxe 5), a movie that began her successful and promising career. She will also appear in the second chapter of "Matador", which will be released November.
PRIVATE: How did you start working in the adult industry? \n STEPHANY: First, I did some photos, but then I tried sex films and I liked very much!
P: What were you doing previously? \n S: I was studying when I decided to change my life. So... this is my first job! (laughs)
P: What is the most exciting: having sex with a girl, with a boy, with more than one person? \n S: I love gang bangs. It's really thrilling.
P: And what gives you more pleasure: vaginal, anal sex or double penetration? \n S: Vaginal (says with no hint of doubt in her eyes)
P: What is your favourite sex position? \n S: Doggy, Doggy! (Laughs)
P: Do you usually use dildos to calm your sexual appetite? \n S: I usually use them, but not everyday. I thing they're very helpful! (jokes)
P: Tell us one of your sexual fantasies. \n S: I have always dreamt of being fucked in the kitchen by a stud with a large cock.
P: Then, you like large cocks? Do you like sucking them? \n S: Yes, I really love large cocks and I like to suck them, but I prefer not swallowing the cum (she frowns her nose). I do it in the movies, but not in my private life.
P: Do you like fetish? \n S: Yes. I discovered fetish during my first shooting with Private, "Tanya Hide's Twisted Dreams", and I like it very much.
P: During a shooting, does it help you to feel hot thinking that what you are doing will be seen by hundreds of people? S: Yes, of course, it helps a lot because I feel hotter (she smiles craftily).
P: What do you like doing when you are not working? \n S: I like shopping, and also dancing.
P: Your perfect man? \n S: Clever, good boy and well prepared to help at home (she says that very seriously).
P: Are you married or dating someone? \n S: I'm not married but I have a boyfriend.
P: What does he think about your job? \n S: He doesn't know anything about it!
ShopKo confiscates negatives from bachelorette party; woman wants 'em back
Billings Gazette \n A Helena woman says the city's ShopKo store confiscated seven negatives from a roll of film she dropped off for development after a bachelorette party in Missoula and she wants them back.
Store officials say they won't give them back because they show objectionable, "sexually explicit" scenes and the negatives eventually will be destroyed.
Jill Steilman says she doesn't know what the photo technician at ShopKo found so offensive. She said the party got a little risque but there was nothing sexually explicit on the roll.
"There were no strippers or anything like that," said Steilman, a secretary at the State Bar of Montana, an organization representing more than 2,000 practicing attorneys in Montana.
There already have been a series of telephone calls and letters from here to ShopKo Stores' headquarters in Green Bay, Wis.
"This could be very funny if it didn't have some chilling overlays," said Betsy Brandborg, attorney for the state bar.
She said the issue is about a bunch of girls on a lark and ShopKo doesn't appear to have any legal authority to hold Steilman's property.
Pam Bucy, a deputy attorney for Lewis and Clark County, said she also doesn't know of any law giving ShopKo the right to seize negatives. "I can't even imagine what authority they are doing this under," Bucy said.
The 24-exposure roll of film came from the bride-to-be's camera and was dropped off at the Helena store June 17 by Steilman.
"At first I just blew it off, but now I'm getting angry," Steilman said. "I still want those negatives back. They just can't be keeping other people's property."
ShopKo officials say they can.
Aric Curtiss, a ShopKo official in Helena, wrote Steilman in a June 24 letter that the negatives were determined to be sexually explicit and would not be returned.
Instead, the negatives will be sealed and stored for four years and then be destroyed, said Sheree Olson, ShopKo's director of public relations in Green Bay.
When a clerk at a photo processing center notices negatives that seem offensive, the store manager is notified and makes the final decision on whether negatives should be printed or returned, Olson said.
That store policy is not posted at photo processing counters, Olson added.
"This is ridiculous," Steilman said. "That isn't their property they plan to destroy."
State law requires sexually explicit photographs that involve children to be reported to local police but that has not been done in this case because no juveniles were involved.
There also are laws that spell out how something can be determined to be obscene, Bucy said, but that decision isn't made by a store clerk.
"There are constitutional standards that must be met for obscenity," Bucy said. "There is a very clear procedure."
Olson said some states have laws specifically stating that offending negatives must be returned to owners and in those states, ShopKo does just that.
But, she added, in states where the issue is not specifically addressed, ShopKo takes the position that the negatives will not be returned. The customer is not charged for processing the negatives, she said.
"We feel that if we develop the film and then return it to the customer, we could be disseminating pornography," Olson said. "This policy is not inconsistent with other retailers."
At Helena's Wal-Mart, offending negatives also will not be printed, said Scott Riek, manager of the photo center, but the negatives are returned to the customer.
"Our position is we won't print them but we certainly return them," Riek said. "We just sleeve the negatives and return them with a note explaining our policy. We try not to make a big deal out of it."
Steilman doesn't want to make a big deal out of it either and said she hesitates to hire an attorney to press the issue.
"They should at least show me the negatives, show me what is so offensive," Steilman said.
"I feel invaded. These people are looking at pictures, maybe of me, that I can't even look at."
Porn case 'surprise' to student
By Hernan Rozemberg
The Arizona Republic
Sept. 3, 1999
Had it not been for a newspaper story, a Scottsdale high school senior may not have known he had been indicted on several counts of sending out child pornography over the Internet.
The student's lawyer and school principal also said they had no previous knowledge of the charges.
The only ones who apparently did know - police and county prosecutors - are refusing to get into details about the indictment.
David Allen Damian, 17, of the 9100 block of North 64th Place in Scottsdale, was charged by a county grand jury with six counts of sexual exploitation of a minor 15 or younger and two counts of attempted sexual exploitation of a minor 15 or younger.
According to court documents, Damian, a senior at Chaparral High School, sent child pornography from seven Web sites to an undercover Phoenix police detective on several occasions in May.
Damian had not been arrested as of Thursday. Neither Phoenix police nor Maricopa County officials would comment. Detective Bob Ragsdale, a police spokesman, said the report is restricted and would not elaborate.
Damian was in shock over the accusations. Reached at home, he said, "I was completely caught by surprise. I haven't been served any court papers, I just read the article in the paper."
He added he was upset his name appeared in print, but referred all further comment to his lawyer.
"This young man will not be convicted of the charges brought against him," said his attorney, Jordan Green of the firm Fennemore Craig.
Green described the teenager as a "superior student, very well respected amongst his peers," but he declined to comment on the charges and why he was confident Damian will not be convicted. He said he, too, had no warning the indictment was coming.
John Kriekard, principal at Chaparral High, was yet another person tripped up by the news. He said an assistant principal notified him after reading the story in The Arizona Republic on Thursday. After meeting with Damian and his father after school hours, Kriekard said the senior will not be in trouble at school.
"I was assured 100 percent that there was no school connection whatsoever to the charges," Kriekard said. Damian was not in school Thursday. Kriekard said Damian probably would not return to school until next week.
Several Chaparral High students said the indictment was a topic of conversation at the school Thursday. Some said they had heard Damian was in trouble for distributing pornography over the Internet, but they were troubled by the fact that such a young person might be involved in such an act.
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Paul Fishbein and Howard Stern Exchange World Views
If one can attach any significance to the placement, AVN publisher Paul Fishbein was on Howard Stern, via phone, Thursday morning, right after the interview with the guy who was struck by lightning and lived to talk about it.
If you're following the soap opera, Fishbein sent a letter to Stern informing Stern that he had been selected to receive the AVN Special Achievement Award for the Year 2000. Stern read the letter on the air Wednesday morning and attached personal comments, humorous and otherwise to it.
Somewhere between negative and non-commital, Stern talked to Fishbein Thursday, and the following exchanges ensued after Stern first played exerpts from the Awards Show last year when Fishbein presented Larry Flynt with, essentially, the same honor Stern would be receiving this year. Stern kept harping on the fact that the Special Achievement Award is given right after the anal sex award.
Stern: "See? You gotta make a speech."
Robin: "It's a whole big deal."
Stern: "But it's the Adult Video NEWS Awards, know what I mean?"
Robin: "What are you going to do?"
Stern: "I'm going to turn it down."
Robin: "So they have to find another honoree?"
Stern: "Yeah. But it would be fun to go to some porno awards. Since I'd be the big man there, all the chicks would be looking at me. Since I'm the Lifetime Achievement Award. Paul says he'll pay for two first class tickets to Vegas. I've never been to Vegas. I'd love to go."
Robin: "With a limo? And a suite."
Stern: "And a security guard. I need it."
Robin: "You deem it necessary."
Stern: "I deem it necessary. It would be an excuse to go to Las Vegas....Viva Las Vegas !"
Robin: "Elvis always liked Las Vegas."
Stern: "He sang about it."
After some interstitial ragging on Charles Grodin, Fishbein got on the air.
Fishbein: "Hi, Howard. How are you doing?"
Stern: "I'm doing fine."
Fishbein: "So, congratulations on receiving AVN's Special Achievement Award."
Robin: "Have you ever had the award turned down?"
Stern: "Let's say I don't show up that night. What happens? Do I still get it anyway?"
Fishbein: "Yeah. I'll still give it to you. Of course. I know it seems kind of funny, but you really do deserve it, and you've really done a lot for the adult industry. I know it's all in the name of great radio.."
Stern: "But it's the Adult Video NEWS, Paul."
Robin: "He's looking for something on the order of a presidential medal."
Stern: "What is it? A silver penis and ball sac? I think if I get a lifetime achievement award or a special achievement award, I think it should be from radio broadcasters or.."
Robin: "He'd like to be able bring his children to see him pick it up."
Stern: "Paul is like my friend giving me an award..what even hurts more, I think I've done something in my career, and they're giving out an award for the best anal sex scene. And then I get my award..with hookers."
Fishbein: "There's not hookers."
Stern: "Strippers, whatever."
Fishbein: "You can't fault me for honoring you for helping.."
Stern: "I'm not faulting you...."
Fishbein: "And you've also had a lot to do with the Freedom of Speech in this country."
Stern: "I know, but you're not following me. For me to go to the Adult Video News and receive my lifetime achievement award is like going to my next door neighbor's house and he just made me a lifetime achievement award."
Fishbein: "Does you neighbor have 3,000 people dressed in tuxes and gowns?"
Stern: "Probably. Who knows what's going on over there."
Fishbein: "You haven't been there. It's a real event."
Stern: "I've seen it. Gary, do you have the tape of the girl accepting the award for best anal sex scene? And crying?"
Robin: "She was so excited about her award."
Stern: "She started crying. I know Paul for years, since NBC."
Fishbein: "Know what happened, Howard? I got into this, and it all became my own, sort of, alternate reality. I don't see it like the rest of the world sees it."
Stern [calling out to Gary]: "Whatever....hey, you got the tape of this chick receiving the best anal sex scene..the greatest tape.."
Gary: "Howard, if you give me two minutes I can give you Christy Canyon receiving a lifetime achievement award."
Stern: "Okay."
Robin. "Christy Canyon."
Stern: "Sounds good. It's Crusty Canyon, now...Paul, it's not that I don't appreciate it, it's just, that, you know.."
Robin: "Actually you got very excited until you realized.."
Stern: "In fact I got excited 'cause Gary comes in, 'Hey bawth, guess what, the good news is you was awfered the loftime achievement award.' I went, really? He goes, 'From Adult Video News.. ahm goofin' on ma bawth.' "
Fishbein: "Howard, you've done a lot for the industry, so, what can I say?"
Stern: "Thank you, Paul, thank you very much and thank you to the readers of Adult Video News."
Fishbein: "So, Howard, we'll still bring you your award and present it to you."
Robin: "What does it look like, actually?"
Stern: "It's a penis and ball sac."
Fishbein: "It's a normal plaque. It looks like anything else. You have to read it to understand what it was."
Stern: "If you hang it on the w
