JM Productions has announced that it has made over 80 video trailers available for the Apple iPod, a revolutionary portable music and video playback device.
When Apple decided to add high quality video playback to the new generation of iPod devices and market it to a mass audience, an exciting new porn delivery medium was born.
“It’s really a technological marvel," explained JM webmaster Tony Malice. "The picture on the 2.5-inch LCD screen is simply amazing and the units feature a very trendy and elegant design. And our in office testing has shown that cum cleans off the iPod quite easily. Apple did a great job.”
Portable porn is an alternative solution for the frequent traveler, commuter, or anyone on the go for that matter.
“Many of our customers are not able to access our website at their offices as many companies have a policy against viewing sodomy and maniacal throat-fucking in the workplace,” remarked JM owner Jeff Steward. “Now they can download content from the newest Gag Factor or Lesbian Bukkake and jerk off in the bathroom after lunch. We’re making peoples’ lives better."
All members of the official JM Productions website, JerkOffZone.com, will have full access to download as many JM trailers as they wish.
“My guess is these units will find their ways into the hands of consumers everywhere,” Malice noted. “We just want to get the word out to our customers that these devices can do a lot more than play U2 songs. Now you can watch footage from Tough Love 6 while you drive to meet your parole officer. It might not be safe, but it’s a shitload of fun.”
