CHATSWORTH, Calif. - JM Productions is now shipping the first in a revolutionary new DVD series called Fuck Machines, set to hit stores Feb. 18.
"Everyone is familiar with the axiom 'necessity is the mother of invention,'" noted JM Productions publicist Tony Malice. "At JM Productions, there exists only one necessity: prod, stretch, and twist the holes of worthless whores for the viewing pleasure of perverts everywhere."
Directed by Jim Powers, Fuck Machines pairs the desperate women of Porn Valley with diabolical, mechanized contraptions designed to violate the female anatomy in bizarre and graphically humiliating ways. The devices are "fitted with
large dildo attachments at the end of their piston-like ramrods and are capable
of astonishingly fast fucking speeds."
The machines were designed especially for Powers and JM by a reclusive Louisiana engineer with a taste for the perverse.
“He created the devices using sketches that I gave him,” Powers explained. “He explained to me that some of designs may be unsafe, but I reassured him not to worry and that I had no intention of using the machines on myself.”
"This has been a long time in the works," added Malice. "This guy in Louisiana is some kind of technical guru and he worked with Jim to create them. I think Johnny Thrust did some fine-tuning on them later. They're pretty insane, and they needed to be ratcheted down to human levels; we want these girls to be able to have kids so we can exploit their doomed offspring in future porn movies."
While Kink.com has already featured machine-porn on its Website fuckingmachines.com, Malice said, "Those guys are a bunch of pussies,” said Tony Malice. “Only JM Productions’ Fuck Machines has real stroke value.”
JM Productions holds the exclusive rights to the Fuck Machines designs.
"It's patent pending, " Malice said. "We’ll have to wait and gauge the public’s interest before you see them at Home Depot or other fine retailers."
According to Malice, JM will simultaneously release a version of Fuck Machines for the Gizmondo handheld device.
Fuck Machines stars Alana Leigh, Cindy Crawford, Desire Moore, and Megan Reece. Distributors can order now by contacting JM Productions at (800) 550-3659. For more information or to order online, visit Jerkoffzone.com.
