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Stern: I'm always fascinated by this. The first woman we ever met who did a gangbang on film was Annabel Chong who did 251 men in her gangbang. I saw the tape of it, and it was the real deal. No one disputed it. I think Annabel Chong was the first one to do a gangbang. Am I correct? Was it your idea to do the gangbang on videotape, Annabel?
Chong: "Basically I challenged John Bowen to come up with it, and I did it...it was so outrageous
Stern: Leave it to the Asians to come up with a brand new idea. [Stern talks about Asians inventing spaghetti, VCR's, fans and rickshaws.] So you came up with something crazy, and he [Bowen] said to you, 'Annnabel, Annabel..what I think you ought to do is have a gangbang with over 250 gentlemen.' And you did not even flinch when he said it, did you?
Chong: "I laughed, actually. It thought was so funny."
Stern: "It is funny, and then you said, I'm going to try it. And your gangbang included, not only men having intercourse with you, but also you using your hands and your mouth. And that was the birth of the gangbang. [Stern belches.] What I'm trying to establish here is the history of the gangbang. On our phone...I'll get to you in a minute, Houston. Houston's here wearing something where her breasts are just popping out. She looks great. I find her very attractive. K.C. came in and said to me, 'You find Houston ATTRACTIVE?' I said very attractive. Who wouldn't? He goes, 'I don't.' He must be gay. What man wouldn't find you attractive? He'd have to be gay, right?
Houston: "He would."
Stern: "I'm serious. Annabel, you think she's attractive, right?"
Chong: "I think she's very pretty."
Stern: "And you're not gay at all. You should kiss her and find out if you're gay. So then, the next thing was, in the history of the gangbang, as far as I know... the next person I heard trying this was Jasmin St. Claire. Jasmin was supposed to be in out studio, but, unfortunately, her plane got screwed up. Is that right, Jasmin? I'm upset that you're not here. Jasmin, you decided to try the gangbang next."
St. Claire: "Right."
Stern: "And you were going to beat the world record of 251 guys."
St. Claire: "I did 300."
Stern: "You did 300 guys. I saw your tape, and I remember that you had a lot of trouble doing it...it was a painstaking ordeal. [Stern references Chong's gangbang] Annabel didn't... it looked like it was tough, but you didn't look uncomfortable. You were like making a lot of weird noises and stuff. You were like, 'Aaaaagh!!! Aaaaagh!!' But with Jasmin it looked like pain was involved. There had to be ice..."
St. Claire: "It was a very long day. It was very tiring."
Stern: "And, Jasmin, you're critical of other women because you say a lot of them aren't really doing gangbangs."
St. Claire: "Well, it's just that there's so many of them coming out now; but, quite honestly, since that point, I started to do other things. So, right now, it's not even an issue with me. I'm glad if someone else does it."
Stern: "You don't care if someone else does it...Before we get to Houston, the next girl I met who did this was Spontaneeus Xstasy who did 552 guys. But, Jasmin and Annabel, I don't know how you feel about this, you say that Spontaneeus Xstasy is NOT doing 552 guys?"
St.Claire: "It wasn't anything like that Howard. Houston, Annabel and myself, all three of us had a ton of free publicity prior to this. She had nothing. There's no way she could have even had a 100 guys there.
Houston: "AIM health care did all my testing for the guys with DNA. We were doing this six months prior to the gangbang. We were doing this a long time.
Stern: "Spontaneeus Xstasy, are you there? The question that you did 552 guys is now...people are asking, could it really be real? Jasmin, are you saying that it can't be real?"
St. Claire: "I had friends from the press that were there who confirmed that it wasn't real. There weren't even 70 guys there."
Stern: "Spontaneeus, are you aware of these accusations?"
Xstasy: "No, just from her [St. Claire]. She has issues. She has problems. I really don't care about her comments. It's intimidation, Howard. Maybe because I'm a woman of color, she may not be used to that."
Stern: "Are you a racist, Jasmin?"
Jasmin: "No."
Xstasy: "That's what a fan stated when I was on your show the last time."
Stern: "So, Spontaneeus, even though Jasmin is saying...Annabel, do you know anything about this? Are you involved in this controversy at all?"
Chong: "No, not really."
Stern: "Are you concerned that your record can be broken by people who might be less than truthful?"
Xstasy: "Actually, Annabel Chong's the most professional one throughout the whole event."
Stern: "Why is that?"
Xstasy: "First of all, she's not stressing, she's calm. She has a very nice personality. I met her at the CES. She came by, shook my hand, congratulated me."
Stern: "You can understand why Annabel's interested in the integrity of the contest. After all, she legitimately did 251 guys. She doesn't want that record to be broken by anyone who..."
Xstasy: "I did the amount of guys, I did...also, first of all, maybe with the other two girls, they may not be used to having...my pre-promotion was different. I have a large fan base. I don't have to prove anything to THEM. I did all these guys in six hours and needed no ice packs."
Stern: "Annabel, how long did it take you to do 251 guys?"
Chong: "I'd say my day lasted about 10 hours."
Robin Quivers: "And you say you did all these guys in SIX?"
Xstasy: "Yes I did."
Stern: "You're amazing."
Xstasy: "The media was there throughout the whole time. They were waiting for me to break."
Stern: "The media was there. The legitimate media?"
Xstasy: "To the very end."
Stern: "You're kidding."
Xstasy: "I swear."
Quivers: "How can you document that there were 500...however many guys.."
Stern: "Robin, I am calling for a committee to be formed. The congress should find out who is legitimately doing the gangbang and who is not."
Xstasy: "What we should do, we should bring the media in on this show.
Stern: "I'm the media. You should bring me in on all the events."
Xstasy: "Howard, I'd like to have you on my next gangbang."
Stern: "I want to be there. You know, Spontaneeus..."
St. Claire: "I want to see copies of the AIDS tests..."
Xstasy: "I don't have to prove anything to you...but the fans who buy the movie."
Stern: "Spontaneeus, do you have copies of the AIDS tests to prove that there were 552 guys there?
Xstasy: "Yes I do."
Stern: "You do?"
Xstasy: "Yes I do."
Stern: "Well, you see that, Jasmin? She does."
Xstasy: "All the guys received certificates..."
Stern: "That they were involved in your gangbang?"
Xstasy: "Exactly."
Stern: "Jasmin, does that help you at all?"
St. Claire: "No. Quite honestly I don't care. It's just that I was told.."
Xstasy: "What you were told...? Just like Santa Claus comes down the chimley [sic]
St. Claire: "People like Ron Jeremy and Dominic Acera who were there..."
Xstasy: "Ron Jeremy hosted my event. Just like yours, they said only 50 guys were there...and that unprofessional comment you made...it's so ignorant. We're three women or four women who have done these gangbangs. We should just unite and do something on a higher level."
St. Claire: "That's why I don't care about the record because I've gone on to doing better and bigger things than that."
Xstasy: "I just auditioned for a Sci-Fi movie, and I have the leading role."
St.Claire: "Well, good for you.."
Stern: "So now let's move on to the history of this, so we can get everybody involved. The latest person to do the gangbang was Houston who of course was on this show and actually had sex with one of my listeners. Houston you claim to have done 620 guys. Annabel 251 guys..how many years ago was that?"
Chong: "That was in '95."
Stern: " '95. And here we are in 1999, and we're up to 620 guys. Now is there any question that you did 620 guys, Houston?"
Houston: "No."
Stern: "There is no question?"
Houston: "It was an awesome day."
Stern: "In doing 620 guys, records are made to be broken, as you know. But how many hours did it take you to do 620 guys?"
Houston: "We started shooting about 10:30, 11 o'clock and ended about 8, 8:30. So it took nine hours. I took two breaks....for lunch. I did ice down after 511, then went back."
Stern: "Jasmin, isn't that amazing? You had to be iced down after, what, 100 guys?"
St. Claire: "After like...right around 150."
Stern: "You are not built for gangbangs, Jasmin, right?" With Houston there was no problem, up to 511...
Houston: "I started burning bad."
Stern: "How painful?"
Houston: "I'm pretty physically fit for endurance...the most was like my muscles...my stomach hurt, my neck...and stuff like that.."
Stern: "Here's a guy who says he was at the Houston gangbang..and this is Marcus. Marcus are you there? What do you have to say?"
Marcus [on the phone]: "I do want to thank Houston. I had a great time. BUT...there was like, at the most, a hundred guys there. I think what she does, she counts the acts..."
Houston: "There were actually 300 guys there, and we count the acts. There was 650 actual acts.
Marcus: "There was no more than 100 guys there."
Stern: "Really? Jasmin, what do you make of that? You did an actual 300 guys?"
St. Claire: "Right. But I wasn't at Houston's. I was trying to make it in that day. I was coming back from Brazil, and was going to actually be there..."
Stern: "Annabel, you did 251 guys. Houston, now is there controversy about your gangbang that there was only 100 guys there?"
Houston: "No, I never heard that."
Stern: "Never heard that?"
Houston: "I mean...I don't know."
Stern: "Now here's a guy named Jack who claims to have been at the Spontaneeus gangbang. And he claims there were, in fact, 500 guys there."
St. Claire: "No way."
Xstasy: "Thank you."
Stern: "Jack, you were there. You had sex with Spontaneeus?"
Jack [on the phone]: "Yes, I did. She pleased me orally."
Stern: "What number were you?"
Jack: "They corralled us into areas, different corners...it was like a big warehouse."
Stern: "How many men were there?"
Jack: "Well, they corralled us into areas of a hundred. I know there was at least four hundred...and then.."
Stern: "So what do you say to that, Jasmin? Maybe Spontaneeus is telling the truth."
St. Claire: "I don't know. How come Ron Jeremy told me something different, then?"
Xstasy: "You're upset because I love to have sex with men."
St. Claire: "No."
Xstasy: "Yes you are."
Stern: "Jasmin, what about that? Are you upset because you maybe don't like men as much as Spontaneeus?"
St. Claire: "If that's true then why don't I have a problem with Houston?"
Xstasy: "Well there's a fan. These are fans who interact with us."
St. Claire: "Okay, maybe it's just the fact of your attitude, Spontaneeus."
Xstasy: My attitude??!! Be for real.."
St. Claire: "You don't have to jump down my throat. It's just what I was told by Ron Jeremy."
Stern: "Here's Hector. He claims to have been at the Spontaneeus gangbang. Hello? Hector is gone, unfortunately..how shall we evaluate this? Nobody disputes Annabel Chong as being the first one to do the gangbang. Is Houston...Houston, are you the queen now of gangbangs because you've done 620 guys?"
Houston: "I guess if I have to take that title."
Stern: "You DO have to take it. I suppose you would want that, wouldn't you?
Houston: "I'm the queen. I did it."
Stern: "Spontaneeus Xstasy, are you accepting that Houston's the queen?"
Xstasy: [Laughs]
Stern: "You're not? Well I'm saying, do we accept her number of 620 guys?
Xstasy: "We accept the comments of the media and the fans."
Stern: "What is the media saying? That you are the queen, or Houston is the queen?"
Xstasy: "I am. I don't even like sex. Realistically, I'm not sitting here lying and saying, 'Oh, I need it.' There were ice packs on the set. There were bandages on the set. When I left the set, I drove my jeep."
Stern: "Houston, did you drive yourself home after the sex acts?"
Houston: "No. My publicist did, then I went out do dinner."
Stern: "She went out to dinner that night."
Xstasy: "I went shopping the next day. This was exciting."
Houston: "I'm totally with you. I had such a wonderful, wonderful time."
Stern: "By the way, Houston did 551 guys and needed no ice packs..."
Houston: "I did 620..."
Stern: "So she got up to 511 without ice...I don't know that ice is an issue."
Xstasy: "Actually I feel that it is an issue because you shouldn't do something that you're uncapable [sic] of doing."
Houston: "I was completely capable."
Xstasy: "That's my opinion. I'm here to please my fans and everyone that supports the adult industry. I had a very exciting time."
[Robin interjects some comment about the black and the white communities]
Stern: "I'm sensing some racism here."
Houston: "Not on my end."
Stern: "Bill, go ahead and ask your question."
Bill [on the phone]: "Hey, get out a calculator. 552 divided by 6 hours. That's 92 guys an hour."
Xstasy: "And, remember, there's no...in and out."
Stern: "What if a guy takes a long time? What can you do? How fast do they get, a minute?"
[Someone says two minutes]
Stern: "About two minutes they got. Two minutes is enough for me. I don't need more than two minutes. Let me ask one girl at a time. Is there anything erotic...sexual about the whole gangbang experience. Be honest. Did you actually achieve an orgasm at any point?"
Houston: "No, I did not."
Chong: "I did...it was kind of.."
Stern: "You liked like you were kind of enjoying it at times."
Chong: "I enjoyed it, but I needed something higher, too."
Stern: "Bring a vibrator with you."
Chong: "I wasn't even thinking about it. I chose not to think about it."
Stern: "You were very busy. What about you Jasmin. I know I talked to you before. Was there any pleasure in it whatsoever?"
St. Claire: "Maybe like only one instance that I can remember, towards the beginning.."
Stern: "Then it all was numbing.."
St. Claire: "Yeah. Basically."
Stern: "Spontaneeus, did you achieve orgasm?"
Xtasy: "Yes, I did."
Stern: "Multiple?
Xtasy: "One time. If I did there was no way I could have achieved that amount of guys."
Stern: "How is a guy on his own able to give these women orgasms if they can't achieve it with 500-600 guys?"
[Someone comments that it's the circumstances]
Xstasy: "At that moment, I was very much more stimulated."
Stern: "I'll go to you one at a time. Do you think you girls are capable of achieving an orgasm one on one with a man?"
Houston: "One on one, yeah."
Chong: "Yeah, definitely."
Xstasy: "Definitely."
St. Claire: "It depends."
Stern: "Let's go to one more call. This is Louis who wants to check in with this controversy."
Louis [on the phone]: "I was at the Spontaneeus event. I just want to say that Spontaneeus was a complete artist about the whole thing. There were tons of guys there. I don't know what everyone else is talking about."
Xtasy: "The issue is that my movie was not pre-promoted. With Houston, I saw that it was going to be called The Houston 500."
Stern: "It was a big promotion. Nothing wrong with that."
Xstasy: "I don't have to have all that promotion."
Stern: Louis, what did you want to add to this discussion?"
Louis: "I think everyone else over there is being very unprofessional. They have to let the queen have the crown here. Spontaneeus is the true artist, here."
Stern: "Houston's the real queen. She's done 620 guys."
Quivers: "One thing I can say, the people that we've had call mostly represent Spontaneeus Xstasy."
Xstasy: "Yes, thank you. Thank you."
Stern: "That's true."
Quivers: "How many do you think any woman can do? Is this gonna be the record?"
Stern: "Why not line up all four of you and see who can go the longest? Without ice packs. Only go as long as you can hold out. Annabel, would you go for something like that or have you retired from the gangbang process?
Chong: "I might think about it."
Stern: "You might think about it? Really? That might bring you out of gangbang retirement. What about you, Jasmin. You've sworn off gangbangs. But you're bowing out of the competition?"
Xstasy: "See.."
St. Claire: "You know why? Because I like one-on-one scenes. They're more erotic."
Stern: "Houston, would you submit to such a contest?"
Houston: "Oh, no. I'd be helping Jasmin direct it."
Stern: "You would never go through it again? You're done? So it was a negative experience?"
Houston: "No, it was fabulous."
Stern: "So maybe Spontaneeus is the queen of the gangbangs."
Xstasy: "I want to do it again. I was on a sexual high. That was the most sexually stimulating thing..."
