Houston Pussy Debut Busted by Cops

porn star and world gangbang queen Houston had the debut of her recently surgically-enhanced pussy and tits thrown into turmoil when the Baldwin, New York dance club where she was appearing was raided Saturday night. A platoon of more than two dozen heavily-armed cops and agents of the New York State Liquor Authority cited the nightspot for allowing Houston's X-rated dance routine to go beyond the legal limits. Houston, though not arrested, was interrogated at length by the lawmen, forced to sign a statement, and provoked into a non-stop crying jag by the cops' heavy-handed tactics. Since Houston's early 1999 groundbreaking feat of getting fucked 620 times, she has become one of the most well-known porn starlets of the past decade - and the cops made it clear they knew exactly who she was - with sexist comments and unprofessional behavior rampant throughout the hour-long ordeal.

"The May 6th late night law enforcement invasion at Gentleman's Quarters, an upscale, topless-only booze-serving Long Island establishment only came after dozens of local plainclothes cops had frequented the club for three straight days - partying, drinking and actually taking part in the exact sane sexual shenanigans with Houston that got GQ in hot water. The cops also apparently secretly videotaped her performances throughout the Wednesday-to-Saturday gig, but waited until her closing night performance to make the pinch. Adult Press Service [APS] founder and president Marc Medoff was on-hand photographing the show when the phalanx of cops burst in.

"While Houston dances at clubs throughout North America up to 44 weeks of each year, the GQ outing was special because it was her first public appearance since she underwent a controversial labiaplasty and boob-replacement surgery six weeks prior in Beverly Hills. The double multi-hour procedure had been contemplated by Houston for several years because of her concern that her labia was too "large" and her pair of seven-year silicone implants too "high".

" 'I've never liked my labia,' Houston told APS before the surgery. 'It's always falling out of my bikini!'

"The tit surgery itself involved complete removal of Houston's 800cc implants -34DD-24-35] and replacing them with new, more 'natural appearing' ones, while the labiaplasty saw a centimeter of pussy trimmed off the inner labia, and fat [liposucked elsewhere out of Houston's bod] injected into her outer labia. An APS photographer recorded the entire operation. It took sometime for Houston to feel well enough to perform, and she was thrilled to feature at GQ to present her new equipment for public consumption.

" 'It was so important for me for it to go well, I had always been unhappy with my breasts and labia, and I wanted to get the reaction of the fans,' she said. The fans loved the new Houston look, but the cops saw it differently with Houston's wild all-nude show which included dragging audience members up on stage, pulling their shirts off, and wrestling around with them covered in milk, paint, shaving cream, and other items, proving too much for the local bluenoses.

"After Houston's first show of the night [of the scheduled four], she was sitting wearing just a small towel in her dressing area in the club basement when a half dozen plainclothes cops wearing badges around their necks and pistols at their waists came barreling down the stairs. 'We're the police, we need to talk to you!' they said. The cops, a combined task force led by SLA agents and backed up by in-uniform and undercover Nassau County police officers then fanned out throughout the building, sending customers fleeing and house dancers into hysterics. Houston was first questioned by local police and then taken into a dingy bathroom by two SLA men who grilled her for nearly twenty minutes in private. During the raid police officers swigged beer, made lewd comments, pawed through Houston's private possessions and claimed that a vial of her face powder was cocaine. When the two cops finally emerged from the bathroom and the lead interrogator told his laughing fellow officers, 'Just taking the statement gave me a hard-on!' The cops then spent several minutes taunting the still-weeping porn star asking her for her business card and asking to have their pictures taken with her. 'Hey, we saw you on cable TV last night,' they guffawed.

"The incident left Houston shaken and the club in chaos, but within an hour things calmed down, and to the roar of the crowd the hardy hardcore star returned to finish the evening's performances, although in a less X-rated format.

" 'It was a very upsetting experience. All these cops, acting that way, all for what? To hassle a naked porn actress? Like there were no murders, rapes, muggings or robberies going on in this city that might have been a little more important than screwing me around?' she asked.

"Nonetheless, Houston closed her performance with a bang and left the next day for Los Angeles to finish preparing to depart Tuesday on a five-day, first-ever porn star tour of Warsaw, Poland. Before leaving, though, Houston took the opportunity to announce that she would pay final tribute to her surgical experience by auctioning off one of her removed implants [the other burst during the operation], and a pile of her labia trimmings on the on-line XXX auction Internet site, Erocticbid.com.

" 'I tried putting them up for sale on E-Bay, but they refused to let me, those guys have no sense of humor,' Houston said. 'But then I hooked up with these porn-only Eroticbid.com guys, and they were happy to auction it off. Those guys are fucking crazy. They are the only real live internet auction site that is exclusively dedicated to selling porn stuff. They'll sell anything as long as it's x-rated. They're goddamned crazy. I love 'em.' "

Medoff had this to say in a follow-up conversation.

Medoff: "We were there shooting her. We had covered the surgery. We shot the operation. We shot her right before the operation. We thought it would make it a nice complete story to cover her debut. After the first show of the last night the cops came piling in. This occured around 10:30 pm. They threatened her with arrest and made her sign a statement. They interrogated her and really hassled her. Some olf these cops were drinking beer and saying inappropriate things. But in New York cops kill you if you pull your wallet out too fast. We were just lucky to get out of there alive. We're flying with her to Poland. Our motto is we go where the sex is. The sex is now in Poland, and the power is with Houston. We go with Houston."

Houston's friend Kevin Blatt had this to say -

Kevin Blatt: "She was dancing in the club. It has a liquor license which means no nude dancing whatsoever. But because she makes so much money in that place and is the biggest draw in New York City, she got a little crazy. She was naked and they came in and raided the place. They were ready to take her to jail, but the owner took care of whatever problem needed to be taken care of. She was fine. They didn't take her away.

"She's going to Poland to accept actress of the year. Not porn actress, we're talking actress of the year. She has a full itinerary. She lands, she goes straight to a press conference and gets a key to Poland. She's going there for a few days. I didn't know Poland was a swinging town. Only in Poland I guess a porn star can be actress of the year. This girl's on a roll right now. We've got some web stuff coming out that's going to be cool. She just purchased her own website and finally will be able to make money off her name [officialhouston.com] That's going to be the official Houston website, but it's not going to be a porno website. That's the good thing. It will be a mainstream, e-commerce website. It's going to be for girls who want to look pretty and want to know what kind of makeup to use and outfits to wear. Houston will have her own line of clothing. It's going to be merchandise, merchandise, merchandise."