HEY! Where Are You Gonna Be Saturday?

Mark Kernes – at 1 p.m., you'll be at the corner of Hollywood and Vine, about to march to Sunset and LaBrea to protest George W. Bush's war on Iraq.

I'm not going to give you any long dissertation about why this war, which will begin within the next couple of months, is complete horseshit.

All I'm saying is that at 1 p.m. Saturday, Feb. 15, I'll be at the corner of Hollywood and Vine in Hollywood, carrying a large sign that says, "Make Love, Not War" and will probably also identify me as being from "Porn Valley" or something equally descriptive of the fact that I'm in the adult industry and that I'm against this war.

If anybody wants to join me, that's where (and when) I'll be.

-Mark Kernes