'Girlvert' Column Debuts

What happens when you peel back the foreskin of a seemingly ingestible member? Unfortunately there’s pretty much a guarantee that some dick cheese will be waiting to be cultured in your mouth. Sorry to break it to you kids, but porn is not all glamour and glitz. I hate all of that fucking fake-looking sex. I don’t like to be bored in bed and I certainly can’t stand watching it, either.

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