Roy Garcia comments about remarks made about him by Ginger Lix. Roy writes: "Gene, Ah, Gossip, gotta love it, mostly useless, never productive, but sometimes entertaining. I only know two celibate single, straight men in the Adult biz, so I won't even respond to that one. Thank God (truth) for good records, I'm sending you proof that I did get Ginger Sux (er.. Lix) the booking in question, that she begged me to get her. But, I will not send you proof of her paying me for said booking (because there is none, prove me wrong Ginger Sux) I will send you proof that my driver picked her up for a Jim Powers shoot and I drove her home. Her boyfriend insisted on driving her home, but, was passed out - drunk, at 5:00 PM, on a Thursday... he couldn't deliver, so I did. This girl is so fucked in the head that it took her four days of bickering, arguing, begging, pleading, negotiating, and desperate ranting about ONE FUCKING BOOKING that I didn't make a dime off. I ended up giving her my finders fee, to up her ass (Anal) rate to an undeserved $900, just to shut her up!!! As you know, I owed Jack Hammer a favor (I owe you 3 more favors Jack, are you available Thursday to shoot with this Brand new 5-11 beauty named Syx?)
"Since Ginger Sux (Who would want to lick you) is too CHICKEN SHIT TO CALL ME, and flunked remedial math class, because she was too hung over to drag her flappety ass from the trailer park, meth lab, or 60's throwback squat called D.L.'s STUDIO... Let me help her with the math:
NOBODY WILL HIRE YOU CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT = $0 \nYOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUTA THE GHETTO BUT... = $0 \nNICE HERPES ON YOUR LIP IN HUSTLER THIS MONTH = $0 \nYOU FLAKED ON TWO MAJOR PHOTOGRAPHY ASSIGNMENTS = $0 \nYOUR WANTED FELON BOYFRIEND IS OFFENDED BY PORN = $0 \nYOU FUCKED A MACHINE FOR JOHN T-BONE FOR PENNIES = $0 \nYOU, D.L., AND JAMES BANARKY (WANTED FELON) ARE BIG... 00000's \nWHEN YOU DROVE OVER TO MY HOUSE IN D.L.'S CAR AND BEGGED ME TO BOOK YOU, CUZ YOU HATED D.L.AND WANTED TO LEAVE HIM... YOU HAD = $0 \nJACK HAMMER REFEREED ME TO JIM POWERS TO BOOK \nYOU WITH HIM, I E-MAILED HIM YOUR PICTURES ASKED FOR $1000 FOR YOU, AND HE SAID NO = $0 \nYOU CALLED HIM AND BITCHED ABOUT NOT GETTING YOUR RATE = $0 \nI CALLED HIM, GAVE HIM A BREAK ON MY FEE, AND GAVE IT TO YOU =$100 \nPLUS YOUR UNDESERVED UP YOUR ASS RATE OF $800 EQUALS $900
You never paid me or my driver, the hardest $90 I've ever earned, besides the first bookings that I got by begging people to hire you, after D.L. begged me to get you a job. The only reason you got work with me is because I detoxed you for 3 days before taking you to your first audition. I had to trick you into sleeping for 72 hours straight by telling you that there wasn't anyone shooting at the time because you've been a speed freak for 3 years and looked almost as tore-up-from-tha-floor-up as you do now. So snort the last line of Special-K (a powerful narcotic) so you can get well in the morning, head down to your old purse swingin' corner, and go be a reduced from five dolla HO to a two bit HO!!! And stay away from me or I'll call the feds on your wanted felon boyfriend, and D.L. will go to jail for child pornography. Don't talk shit about me unless it's true and to my face, because, after all, I don't go down to Hollywood and Vine to knock the Dicks outta your mouth! Luvs and kisses... well,leave out the kisses Roy Garcia."
Gene sez: "Roy, with all due respect to Scotty Schwartz, thanks for sending one of the most entertaining rebuttals I've read in a long, long time."
