Wicked's Seth McCoy reports that the TV show Extra is hot to get a Jenna exclusive in the wake of recent developments in Michigan. Never mind Las Vegas where Jenna along with Heather Hunter and Nikki Tyler was dumped unceremoniously from $5 gambling chips.
Taking a page from Nevada's Gaming Commission, seems that Michigan's attorney general has now ordered Abercrombie & Fitch to stop selling its clothing catalog to minors because she said it is sexually explicit.
Attorney General Jennifer Granholm sent a letter to the clothing retailer saying its "Naughty or Nice" Christmas catalog featuring provocative shots of Jameson contains descriptions of sexual material that cannot be distributed to minors under state law.
"It's fine to push the envelope for adults or for college students over 18, but not when a large part of your market are 10- to 18-year-olds,'' she said. ``This is off the charts. This is unacceptable.''
The cover of the catalog features a shirtless young man with his jeans unbuttoned. The catalog includes photos of sometimes naked models and descriptions of sex, including an interview in which porn star Jameson gives detailed sexual tips.
Abercrombie & Fitch spokesman Hampton Carney said the catalog is meant for college students.
"It's never been intended for anyone under 18," Carney said. "We're very sensitive to that matter."
Granholm said her office sent three children - aged 10, 13 and 14 - to an Abercrombie & Fitch store in Okemos. Although the catalog is covered in shrink wrap and has a "mature content" label urging parental consideration for readers under 18, she said all three bought the $6 catalog without adults present.
Carney said he didn't know how minors could buy the catalog in the store and compared it to a child sneaking into an R-rated movie.
Store employees are "not to sell the quarterly to anyone under 18 without the parent there," he said. But "they are not in the practice of carding people who want to buy it."
Abercrombie & Fitch has ten days to reply to Granholm's notice. If it does not, Granholm said she will seek a court order to stop it from selling the catalog to minors.
The Reynoldsburg, Ohio-based company recalled a 1998 catalog after anti-drunk driving groups objected to a two-page article called "Drinking 101" that gave directions for "creative drinking." After that controversy, company sales went up 70 percent for the quarter.
In the text of her A&F catalog interview, Jameson comments, "I am the highest paid girl. We're talking $20,000 per scene. There's about six scenes per movie. Do the math. I'm a millionaire. I have three houses."
And, like your average millionaire, Jenna says she's quite approachable: "I'm the girl next door. I'm a young, pretty girl you fatnasize about, that lives on your street, and you're thinking, 'God, I'd love to have sex with her! I'm a normal girl. I'm approachable. And most of the girls in porn are nasty. They don't take care of themselves."
Jameson also offers her 5 tips for pleasing a woman:
1. "Never, ever, no matter how much of a ho you think she is, never say something like 'Suck it bitch.' You're going to get a right hook."
2. "Never smack a woman's ass. Even in the heat of the moment, she still wants to be treated like a lady. Now that we've got the don't out of the way...
3. "Go slow. From the very beginning to the very end. Get to know her body right away. Nothing's worse than a guy who's fumbly."
4. "Lots of kissing. Slow, hot, deep, yummy kissing."
5. "Even I get embarrassed talking about this. When you rub on a girl, when you get to that point when you're going to put your hands down her pants, use a good, soft, steady motion. Don't go rubbin' all hard like you're waxing a surfboard. Don't change up the motion. Keep it steady and she'll get hot in, like, two minutes."
And Jenna says that she gets freaky at home. "I'm a lot freakier in real life. Freaky stuff that's probably illegal to put on film."
