HOLLYWOOD, Calif.—One of the most enduring memes to come out of the O.J. Simpson murder trial (aside from Simpson not being in prison for murder) has been the phenomenal media success of the Kardashian and Jenner families—and adult producers, always on the lookout for a media hook, have now propositioned at least two of them to consider trying to replicate clan member Kim's success as star of her own XXX movie.
The latest to be tempted by a multimillion-dollar offer is Kylie Jenner, the recently-turned-18 daughter of Caitlyn (formerly Bruce) and Kris, and slightly older sister of Kendall, who'll undoubtedly get her own offer someday soon.
According to TMZ.com, the high bidder so far is (of course) Vivid, which sent a letter to the oddly famous brunette offering a cool ten mil for video of a bed-bounce of her and not-so-secret sweetie rapper Tyga—or, we're guessing, pretty much anyone Kylie wants to bang.
"Kim's sex tape helped launch her career and would be nothing but positive for you," Vivid co-owner Steve Hirsch reportedly wrote to Kylie.
On the other hand, Digital Playground, one of the more successful brands in the MindGeek conglomerate, is taking a different tack. DP has often had its contract stars acting as public relations spokeswomen for the company, and that's the gig they're offering to Kylie.
"Now that you are of legal age, we would like to offer you the opportunity to be Digital Playground's Brand Ambassador!" the company wrote in its own letter to the "star." "We know you'll be great at this and with your banging body to match, maybe you'll be interested in becoming an adult star yourself! Join DigitalPlayground.com and be welcomed into a new, hornier family."
(Um, guys? When it comes to horny families, yours really doesn't hold a candle to Kylie's own...)
And while we're unsure what being "brand ambassador" to Digital Playground might be worth, it looks as if the lowball offer is coming from "free porn" site BangYouLater.com, which has also posted an offer to Kylie, this time for a mere (!) $1.8 million.
"This event will make you even more famous than either Kim K or Paris Hilton," the BangYouLater folks assured, cautioning, however, that, "Your scene must be at least 22 minutes in length." 'Cause after all, who'd settle for anything less?
So... anybody else got a few million to invest?