FREE CLOTHES FOR NUDE SHOPPERS?

The Kleider Bauer clothing chain is offering shoppers $385 worth of free clothing - if the customer enters a store completely naked. We're not making this up, folks - but what's the catch, you say?

Only these:

1) The streaker must make it as far as the checkout counter of any Kleider Bauer outlet, says Reuters, where they'll be greeted with a towel to cover up and a voucher to buy clothes for the trip home.

And, 2) only the first five strippers of the day at each of Kleider Bauer's forty department stores will get the goodies. That's because Kleider Bauer, understandably enough, fears an onslaught of shoppers from a country which isn't said to be shy about taking it all off in public.

Oh, yes. The offer is good from Feb. 26-March 18.