Epoch, WEG Cash Announce Details of Saguaro Soiree

Tabloid reporters, take note: Epoch and WEG Cash will host the Saguaro Soiree during the Phoenix Forum (March 30 through April 1), and from the looks of things, it’s going to be a tabloid-appropriate event.

The party, scheduled for The Library – a restaurant and bar across the street from the forum’s headquarters hotel – will begin at 9 p.m. on Friday. According to the organizers, outrageous behavior and dress count, and prizes will be awarded.

“This year’s party will be a night of glitz, glamour, and debauchery as guests enter on the red carpet for an evening they’ll never forget,” says Rand Pate, communications director for Epoch. “To make things a bit more interesting, there will be cash prizes awarded for several categories. Our celebrity judges will review photos of the evening after the Phoenix Forum and choose the winners, so be sure to smile for the cameras and become special friends with the judges!”

Five hundred dollars in cash will be awarded to the winners in each of nine categories:

Best Cleavage

Biggest Pimp (best pimp outfit and matching attitude)

The “Skin” Award (most legally revealing)

Sexiest Girl (personality goes a long way)

Sexiest Guy (“Unfortunately, WEG Cash Cory and I cannot be considered,” Pate notes.)

Branding Award (Who is the most obvious program whore?)

Bling Award (Who wore the most bling or made the best entrance?)

Most Uncharacteristic (Who shocked the most with his or her outfit?)

Worst Dressed (Nominations already are being taken for this one, according to Pate.)

Judges for the event include Eric (“The Captain”), Mike (general manager of Vivid Cash), SleazyDream, SAK (Adult Players Club), Mayor’s Money Mike, Tanker (MadeInPorn.com), YNOT Bob Rice, Kimmy Kim, WiredGuy, and former Penthouse Pets Aimee Sweet and Sunny Leone.