Enter…The Jerk-Off Zone

You want new degradation for the new millennium? You should cross over into … the Jerk-Off Zone, where J.M. Productions has introduced high video-on-demand to the Website.

The new service utilizes the DivX Open Video System, which allows PC users with a broadband Internet connection and the free DivX player to download full-length, full-screen, DVD-quality J.M. videos for playback on their computer for a small rental fee.

Jerkoffzone.com Webmaster Tony Malice pointed out that, "since you download the entire movie directly to your computer, the smoothness of the video playback and the picture quality are no longer dependent upon your Internet connection speed. In addition, with this system our customers can watch the downloaded portion of a movie before the transfer completes, and easily resume the transfer at any time should it be interrupted."

"We have been waiting for the right technological solution to come along to bring video-on-demand to our fans. In the end, the stunning quality of the DivX format made it the obvious choice to deliver ball-draining filth to discerning perverts everywhere," added J.M. director of degradation (their word, we swear it!) Jeff Steward.

The site has launched with 20 full-length J.M.movies available for your viewing pleasure, including such family classics as Gag Factor, American Bukkake, and Girlvert, with more titles to be added every few weeks.

Submitted for your approval … at the Jerk-Off Zone.