If you've ever wanted to put the squeeze on Danni Ashe, you're about to get a chance. With a life-sized replica of her famous breasts now available for purchase by fans, Ashe is inviting one and all to head for the Hustler Hollywood March 20 and give her a little squeeze. There's just one little catch: Don't even think about getting your meathooks on the real thing.
"For the first time ever, I'll be able to say to people, 'Hello, would you like to squeeze my breasts?' without fear," said the World's Most Downloaded Woman. "With so much to worry about in the world right now, I think that there’s something comforting about having a great big bouncy chest to come home to."
Many people apparently agree. From the moment initial orders began arriving in January, Danni's replica rack has become Danni's Hard Drive's hottest-moving Danni Ashe novelty item.
Ashe and Topco Sales, which made the replica rack for her, wasted not and wanted not in producing it, using high-tech synthetic materials common among plastic surgeons and produced on a machine developed by NASA, according to the Moxie Agency, which is handling publicity for the event. In fact, they're said to be realistic enough that they weigh twice as much as the Los Angeles Yellow Pages.
Attendees at the Hustler Hollywood event also will get to meet Aria Giovanni, Justine, Monica Mendez, Kira Eggers, Flower, and Rebecca Love. And there's a raffle with the top prize a chaperoned dream date with Ashe herself.
Ashe said she's expecting a crowd big enough to stop Sunset Boulevard. “We decided to make the event a party," she said. "Between the raffle, the replica boobs, and the models, we’re pretty sure this’ll be L.A.’s hottest ticket and certainly the bustiest. Hollywood’s never seen a party quite like this, and I’m looking forward to meeting my fans in person.”
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