BIG DICK DUDLEY wins XPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: Dick, blinded by "Queen of Xtreme" Jasmin St. Claire at Halloween In Hell, received his title shot at XPW Champ "The Real Deal" Damien Steele. The stipulations: Dick was to be handcuffed, and, Steele assumed, blind. Dudley was accompanied to the ring by "Miss Xtreme" Kristi Myst.
Steele was accompanied by the entire Hierarchy - "Tall Cool One Jake Lawless," Michael Modest, Nicole Bass, and Jasmin St. Claire. Lawless, Modest, and Steele all smacked Dick around until Kronus came out to even the score. Kronus took out Lawless and Modest with a chair and then turned to Steele. With Steele distracted, Dick broke the handcuffs and ripped his eye gauze off. He tapped Steele on the shoulder and when Steele turned around, he was met by a Dudley clothesline. The match was all Dick from there and less than two minutes later we had a NEW XPW WORLD HEVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
In other bouts: Pubic Enemy and the West Side NGZ battled to a no contest when the Pit Bulls interfered. Supreme defeated Kronus. "White Trash" Johnny Webb beat Jimmy Jake Lawless beat Kid Kaos. Cybil pinned Phenomenal Phil. Michael Modest beat Donovan Morgan. Carlito Montana defeated The Messiah
Missy Hyatt was handed her pink slip by Lizzy Borden who said she was too old and not white trash enough to be with Johnny Webb. Borden then introduced Chastity who brawled with Hyatt who left the arena Saturday night and is apparently gone from XPW.
Apparently the honeymoon is over for "Queen of Xtreme" Jasmin St. Claire and "The Real Deal" Damien Steele. After Dudley defeated Steele for the XPW title Steele was screaming at St. Claire who said she was sick of the prissy now FORMER XPW champ. Jasmin then said she wanted to be with a real champion and asked Dick if he wanted her. Dick asked the crowd what he should do. They told him to go for it, but he shoved her to the canvas and said he didn't need a "gold digging whore!"
