DANNI DOES PANELS

This from the Danni Ashe website: "Danni Ashe serves as a panelist in the latest edition of Entertainment Weekly. Don't walk. Run to the nearest newsstand and pick up your copy before it is replaced by next week's issue. Danni is joined by Gary Coleman, Donny Osmond, Jenni Ringley, and Penn Jillette as they rate various celebrity sites on the web. Ashe's pick for best design is the official site of Illeana Douglas, co-star of Madonna's latest vehicle, The Next Best Thing.

"I like the green!" applauds Ashe. "This is definitely the best designed site of them all, [but] if the purpose is to connect and to make people feel welcome, then it's not really achieving that goal." Other sites evaluated include those of superstars Marilyn Manson, Christina Aguilera, and Leonardo DiCaprio. The magazine describes Ashe as, "proprietress of the long established, highly regarded adult-entertainment hub Danni's Hard Drive."

Our fearless leader was also asked to take part in a panel of prestigious journalists and Internet professionals last weekend at The South By Southwest Festival in Austin, Texas. Danni says, "It's historically been a musical festival, but they've recently added film and Internet. Sunday's panel was Internet Industry Trends: Is Anyone Making Money? That was unbelievable. So intelligent and fascinating to listen to. Then on Monday, I led a roundtable discussion called Report from the Adult World. It was definitely a fun experience. I'd love to do it again!" At the risk of sounding like a total kiss ass, I've got to say this is a perfect example of how the large breasted one is so much better at holding normal intellectual conversation than bantering back and forth about boobs and buns. Compare her performance on Howard Stern to her performance this weekend as living proof! After having been in the industry for many years, I think it's plain to see Danni Ashe shines to her fullest potential when the attention is focused more on her brains than her boobies.