Bukkake Sabotage?

Is a saboteur or saboteurs trying to undermine American Bukkake? Jeff at Legend, jerkoffzone.com seems to think that there may be an Ethiopian in the fuel supply and that someone's tipping off the cops to start trouble.

G. Ross: "If it's Wednesday, it's bukkake night."

Jeff: "Yeah. I don't know who to look at, but someone is trying to sabotage bukkake night. Normally we shoot in the same place but we've outgrown the location. So Wednesday night Jim [Powers] did it at a different studio. On Tuesday the police showed up at that location and said that they were tipped off that we were going to have 500 people show up on Wednesday and no one had AIDS tests. The people who run the location called Jim to tell him the police were there. Jim went to the studio and the police came by again. He spoke to them. He said we wish we had 500 but this is not the case. Jim invited them to come back to the shoot and see what was going on. I told Jim to make sure that he was within the limits for the fire permit.

"When the police arrived, a few people freaked out and left. But, we still wound up with the most successful bukkake as far as heat goes because we had the bukkake bong. The cops left about half way through because they said they had better things to do. They said the tipster wasn't being honest. We had AIDS tests and we weren't in violation of any fire codes.

"I came up with the idea for the bukkake bong last week and Kid Vegas happened to come into my office Wednesday. Being that Kid Vegas is an expert in this type of paraphernalia, I figured I'd let him design the contraption. He came back to my office with the finished version. It worked wonderfully.

"It's a clear tube, about 1/2-inch thick. It has a nozzle in the middle that you turn so it blocks the cum. Underneathy that is another clear plastic tube about 3 inches long. On the top for the funnel he used a two liter soda bottle that was cut in half. So all the guys were cumming into it. You could see all the cum building up inside this clear tube. It filled to the top. Gia then turned the knob to release the cum. Apparently she had never done a beer bong before, when she released it, the force made her gag and it started spilling out the sides of her mouth. Jim said about three-quarters was drink. The best bukkake ever. This will be American Bukkake #8. It will be coming out sometime in April. Where do we go from here?"

G. Ross: "We're of the collective mind that Kid Vegas is a genius."

Jeff: "He did a damn fine job with this cum bong."

G. Ross: "If they did a postmortem on Mozart to find out what made him tick, they'd find similar DNA working in Kid Vegas."