Skeeter Kerkove reports that Bridgett Kerkove and her newly acquired 34 DD's are on the mend. According to Skeeter, the medicos also threw in a nose job.
Skeeter: "The doctor that did it was Dr. Sontag. They went in through the nipple. That part of the surgery is quick, but when they did her nose, that took about two hours. Now she'll be more aerodynamic when she runs. But her breasts are definitely big. They look good on her. He said because her nipples stick out already, her aereolas will stay that way. They won't pancake flat."
G. Ross: "That's good to know."
Skeeter: "That was one of her concerns."
G. Ross: "As it was, mine."
Skeeter: "Right now she's doing exercises the doctor prescribed. He said to do that for three weeks. But she's going stir-crazy without working. So she's going to have to be patient and wait until May comes around. Marc Medoff's company in New York wanted to know if she wanted to go to Cannes for promotional purposes, but she doesn't know if she'll heal up by then....but she doesn't like hanging around right now. She loves to work."
G. Ross: "I would imagine after doing 5,000 scenes last year, downtime gets you ornery."
Skeeter: "Once she met Bud Lee, she was getting to do all this feature work for him. When she gets back in, we're going to produce a couple movies through Bud Lee and one through Metro. I'm finishing the scripts for those. The softcore parts are very Playboy-friendly. They're very pro-woman, successful, very strong, very independent."
Skeeter: "So what have you been up to?"
G. Ross: "I just back from an industry conference in Hawaii."
Skeeter: "How neat. What a great job. You get to be a world traveler."
G. Ross: "Truth be told, it's better to find your finger travelling up a woman's ass than on a computer keyboard."
Skeeter: "I don't blame you, and God bless you for that...one of the scripts will be right up your alley. It's called the Anal Therapist. It's about when women come for help and why they're not getting enough out of it, it's because they haven't tried that [anal] yet. When they go into it slowly, it will really open up their world."
G. Ross: "I certainly hope it opens up the world of a few women I haven't met yet."
