Circle this on your Lenten calendars. Bridgett Kerkove announces that she's getting her boobs done on March 21st. She'll be going from a 34B to a 34D. "Nothing crazy or anything," she says. "But nice. I'm excited."
"I also want to thank you for the comments you wrote on the AVN Awards and on your Loose Lips," Kerkove said when she called. However, she pointed out a foofluh in the review of Decadent Divas 3.
"Dirty Bob reviewed it," she said. "He says there's an outstanding opening scene with Chandler, Sana Fey and Nikol. I did that scene. I don't know if that [the error] can be fixed on anything."
[Dirty Bob says he offers his humblest apologies for the case of mistaken identity.]
Kerkove said because of her upcoming surgery, she's taking some downtime and keeping her activities to a minimum, so nothing, in particular was happening.
G. Ross: "Which is odd, because somebody's either stealing your name or shoving chopsticks up your ass. So this must be really a slow time for you."
Kerkove: "I haven't done anything crazy like that forever. On the 21st I'm getting my boobs done. I just decided to do it. I'm going to Utah to get it done."
G. Ross: "You realize they have these mind-control laboratories there, so you might get kidnapped."
Kerkove: "Nice."
G. Ross: "Just thought I'd let you know ahead of time just in the event. And you wanted to spend an extra night in Salt Lake City? Yeah, right."
Kerkove [laughing]: "I'll come back and not know who I am, or what I've done, 'I've never done a porn in my life.'"
G. Ross: "You'll come back as a Mormon."
Kerkove [laughing]: "Speaking of mind control that reminds me, on The X Show they reviewed Primal Urge that I starred in with Sin City. It was a whole mind control movie. The girl on there [Ashley Degenford] liked me."
G. Ross: "She mentioned your body."
Kerkove: "How cool. I didn't know about that."
