Bong the Cum Slowly

Gia Regency

CHATSWORTH, Calif. - Do not try this at home, ladies and gentlemen, but what JM Productions swears to be the most revolutionary invention of the new century makes its premiere in American Bukkake #8 - they call it the American Bukkake Cum Bong.

It seems that early in March, JM Productions "scientists" took the wraps off this "extremely intricate contraption designed to efficiently flush chunks of cum down a girl's throat." It's said to work similarly to a beer bong, but JM spokesman Jeff Steward insists you should not try it home.

Now, a trained professional might be a little bit different, he says - one such as Gia Regency, JM's "trained professional and all around sloppy whore," Steward says. Regency pioneers the device in American Bukkake #8.

"We're creating a new tradition of degradation," Steward says. "The Cum Bong is incredible! We're gonna fill up emergency rooms everywhere. HMOs are gonna have to cover stomach pumpings. It's a truly beautiful thing, when you stop to think about it."

American Bukkake #8 premieres this month.