Babeland Launches 'All I Want for Christmas' Contest

Sex toy retailer Babeland figures that you’ve got your two front teeth by now and have moved on to wishing for grander things. That’s why it put together the “All I Want for Christmas. ...” (or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Solstice—you name it!) contest.

Once each week between now and Dec. 31, Babeland will draw one name from contest entries and send to that person his or her desired toy. (It’ll be a surprise, and the winner won’t be informed in advance. However, it’s important to note that Babeland packaging is very discreet).

To enter, just send Babeland a short paragraph describing which sex toy at babeland.com you’d put on your wish list and whether you’ve been a good boy or girl. Details are encouraged.

To help contestants get started, Babeland has created a sample letter:

Dear Babeland,
All I want for Christmas [or your chosen holiday]is [name of toy]. I really, really want this sex toy, because [tell why the toy appeals to you]. I’m especially deserving of this sexy toy because I’ve been [naughty or nice, with details].
Yours truly,
[name or pseudonym]
[snail-mail address]

Entries should be emailed to [email protected]. The last day to participate is Dec. 31, and earlier entries have a better chance of winning, according to the contest organizers.

All entrants must be at least 18 years of age.

By entering the contest, entrants give Babeland permission to post their entries on babeland.com (anonymously of course). For an entertaining read, check out some of the letters Babeland already has received.