All's Well With Amber

Dirty Bob, the unoffical press secretary for Amber SexXxum, reports that all's well in Amber land, Amber land currently being Las Vegas where she was doing a shoot this week for Ray Pistol.

DB: "[Mark] Kernes met her on the set and they went out for dinner.They were shooting in a casino that's currently closed down.

"You did what you had to do [with the article]. I had no complaint with it. Buck and Amber both came out looking like assholes, but don't get me wrong I'm trying to help out the girl. She's got a helluva lot of potential and Jim South has called me two or theree times already just raving about her.

But you handled the story accurately. You made your quotes and did it fairly. What can I say? Yeah, she takes a Xanax very rarely. But she wasn't sitting there popping pills during the whole time - Steve Houston whacking off at the door was pretty funny. I think he works at Ralph's market, why don't you go ask him about it. According to Amber, he was just sitting there playing with a remote watching TV. I also noticed Luke went in there and changed some of his stuff around to revaluate some things according to your quotes. I like the way he does that."