In the event this weekend you were considering snuggling up with a casette of Scream and Scream Again or perhaps any of its legitimate or illegitimate offspring, but find yourself stymied to find one, may I offer an alternative suggestion. And, at the same time, may I also offer a nominee for Most Outrageous Sex Scene of the Year.
Picture prying open the sarcophagus of an ancient Egyptian princess, turning the contents over, then fucking it in the ass. While Jack Hammer doesn't quite induge in those archaeological extremes, he comes pretty damn close in a threeway with Kitty Foxx and 75-year old Jeanette Spangler.
Spangler is billed as "the flash from the past" but proves no flash-in-the-pan when it comes to butt fucking. As the scene unfolds, Miss Kitty comments that she'd like to turn back the hands of time. Since no one offers her a crowbar for assistance, she flops on her back and allows Jack to fuck her ass, missionary-style. As the missonaries holler in protest, Spangler comments that she's got a dried up pussy like a prune. A rest home come on line, if there ever was one. "But, oh boy, can I take it in the ass!" she informs Jack. At this point, don't you dare first-forward, for to do so risks missing some of the livliest whooping and hollering since Slim Pickens bronco busted an H-bomb in Dr. Strangelove. Spangler gleefully informs Jack that she's going to suck the juice out of his cock and rolls her butt in an ass-hula as he pumps away. "Round and round she goes, where she stops, nobody knows," says Spangler. "I gotta have it!!!" she yells, the reverb being heard all the way to the geriatric graveyard in Miami. Needless to say, this scene is not to be missed.
In other senescent action, Dick Nasty plays a watch appraiser and winds up appraising Liz Money over his desk while Jack Hammer and Jamie Monroe indulge in the worst exchange of acting since the Batman TV series. I'm not saying that Jamie's a trifle plumpish but when she rides Jack low in the reverse cowgirl, is nuts are about ready to explode from the strain.
