[Ed. Note: Even when the tape’s existence was just a rumor, Paris Hilton’s foray into amateur porn received more than its fair share of attention. When clips of the tape were leaked, the story became an international headline. Now that 1 Night In Paris is being released to retail stores, we thought let everyone know what the hoopla was really about with the following review]
1 NIGHT IN PARIS
Red Light District. Captured by Rick Saloman. Paris Hilton, Rick Saloman. 102 min.
Extras: Four Bonus Scenes (120 min.)
Celebrity sexploitation has never been hotter. Pop culture’s marriage to erotic entertainment in the 21st century seems to be the only lasting relationship in Hollywood (in the case of our industry, the “Other” Hollywood).
Paris Hilton is a self-made, blueblood celebrity, thanks to her non-stop partying and her lead role in “The Simple Life” (the second season begins on June 16, 2004). Her fifteen minutes of fame are now forever to be referenced by her 102 minutes of shame. One week prior to the release of her highly anticipated reality TV show, she makes her hardcore debut in 1 Night in Paris (June 9, 2004). This video is destined to be the hottest celebrity porn release since Pamela Lee-Anderson and former Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee’s private moments were revealed in Pam & Tommy Lee: Hardcore and Uncensored—the biggest selling adult movie of all time.
That will likely change with the release of 1 Night in Paris.
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Paris Hilton is the ultimate porn fantasy. You want her. You’ll never get her. She’ll never let you in and if she does, it’s going to cost you big time. That’s what makes this movie so arresting, unforgettable and arousing. Paris has it all: looks, money and celebrity—best of all, she just wants the world to see her fuck.
Her camera-ready date for the evening is Rick Saloman, a Hollywood hanger-on and denizen of the Sunset Strip club scene, guides us into the decadent lifestyle of Paris Hilton. Paris seems to taunt the ghost of Conrad Hilton. She appears to enjoy rubbing her parents’ upturned noses in a blatantly obvious attempt to burn her family bridges, all the while enjoying her erotic indulgences.
Saloman is twitchy, sweaty, greasy and willing to give it all up in a heartbeat. One wonders why Paris would throw down with such a (admittedly good looking) cad who has such an obvious agenda. The smell of easy money is heady. A wallet for a heart wannabe, Saloman performs like a white, suburban kid at a rap concert, playing to the camera and boasting of his knack for getting Paris into the act.
Her role? The shy, 19-year-old heiress with an itch that Saloman is more than willing to scratch. 1 Night in Paris is like watching a surveillance film of the Hilton family’s worst nightmare. Paris’ bald pussy puffs out as Rick slams his giant member into her tight hole. Hilton takes it like a spoiled brat, moaning and groaning, like she’s been denied her dowry till we move from missionary into doggy and back to missionary. Night vision camera work keeps it discreet as Saloman works her like a rented mule.
The low points of the video include breaks for meaningless dialogue, errant phone calls and garbled conversation, with a pouting Paris in front of the camera and mirror.
Jump cut to the teen heiress’ sleigh ride to hell as our lounge-lizard cum tour-guide into the Hilton manor talks smack about his “girl” in front of a TV monitor. Paris is slightly more secure, teasing the camera, hamming it up—a bad little rich girl gone wild. It’s deliciously obvious that she enjoys trashing her family name as much as she loves the camera on her lithe, beautiful and unforgettably sexy form.
The second half of the movie revolves around Paris and Rick goofing off in what appears to be a hotel room, where Paris seems to feel very much at home. She’s all dolled up in a pricey yet prurient ensemble consisting of black bra, panties and knee-high boots. Obviously her taste in lingerie proves better than her taste in men. Paris rolls her eyes and fingers her hair while her tongue traces collagen injected lips. Saloman all but slimes her, as her eyes work the camera, haughty and remote at the same time. He can’t wait. She seems determined to get on with it all.
Eventually Saloman gets Paris to recline on a non-descript bed, and proceeds to bury his face between her million dollar thighs, extracting an orgasm from her after a lengthy session of cunnilingus. She takes a while to hit The Big O and that’s not a surprise because whenever his cock is inside her, she can’t get off unless she’s lending a hand. Bald pussy and all, Paris Hilton never lets Saloman take charge, even when his huge cock is hammering her tight, teeny hole.
The finale showcases the Ms. Hilton’s blowjob talents. Paris works over Saloman—sucking him down to his balls, slathering his cock with spit, and jerking him off and teasing him until he pushes her head back down to business. Her nipples perk up as Paris jerks and sucks Saloman to a pre-cum state, lapping his corona and gobbling him down to the nuts. Saloman pulls her head off his cock and Paris jerks him to the finish, taking his load on her pert breasts as she gloats knowing that he’ll never shoot his load on her million-dollar mug. It’s a scene that will live forever in one’s erotic consciousness.
Forget “Survivor,” this is sexual survival. Saloman cashes in and Paris comes up a star. 1 Night in Paris is an X-rated phenomena never to be forgotten.
A series of bonus porn scenes featuring Taylor Rain, Monica Sweetheart, Teagan and Randi Wright comprise two hours of top-flight, Porn Valley hardcore worth more than an upgrade to the finest suite the Hilton’s have to offer.
Marketing: Stock deep and order plenty because fifteen minutes of fame never looked so good.
—Tim Connelly
