As the Christmas season once again approaches, countless numbers of adult retail customers will be hoisting tankards of wassail, trimming majestic trees and steeping themselves in warm, holiday goodness. But, after all the carols have been sung, after all the packages have been wrapped and the little ones are asleep with visions of sugarplums dancing in their heads, it’s time to head down to your store for some porn.
But not just any old porn; this glorious time of year dictates something extra special, something that combines the magical, celebratory essence of Yuletide with raw hardcore fuck action.
So here, dear retailer, is AVN’s true holiday stocking guide, a special selection of hot and heavy treats, especially designed with Christmas in mind, a select choice of Yuletide favorites that are sure to keep your customers’ holidays filled with hard, moist cheer.
Seymore Butts' A Christmas Orgy
Seymore Butts Home Movies.D:Seymore Butts.Alexandra Nice, Montana Gunn, Samantha Style, Others. (1998).
Butts is no Scrooge when it comes to handing out Xmas fuck cheer, as he proves in this seasonal present. The man invites his pals over for some Yuletide cheer, and they get it, courtesy of Klass, who cums bearing gifts the Three Wise Men never had.
Seymore Butts' Merry Fucking Christmas
Seymore Butts Home Movies.D: Seymore Butts.Missy, Shay Sweet, Katie Gold, Others. (1998).
Everybody has to do Christmas shopping, even porn stars, as the delectable Alisha Klass proves in this crotch-warming compilation gift from Mr. Butts. This shopping trip leads into Klass and Butts taking a trip down memory lane, revisiting past sex scenes, which we get to see. Good, filthy fun, especially Klass’s holiday squirt fest.
Gangbang Under the Mistletoe
Amazing Pictures/Metro. D: John T. Bones. Jamie Lee, Jenny Lee McKenzie, Dave Hardman, Others. (1998).
When you can combine the day celebrating the birth of Christ with a gangbang, well, it may not get you into heaven, but it’s good fun to watch. And Jesus hung out with a hooker, so what’s the big deal? As for the bangettes, Jamie Lee fields multiple Xmas cocks with enthusiasm, doing a lot more than the kissing prescribed by Mistletoe tradition.
Gina's Very Merry Christmas Orgy
Pleasure Productions. D: Travis Knight. Gina Lynn, Michele Katz, Travis Knight, Others. (2002).
Santa leaves Gina Lynn a box of dils under the Christmas tree, and they’re promptly put to good use by the blonde Goddess and friends. And a very merry fucking XXXmas to you too.
Horny Holiday
Defiance Films. D: Vincent Voss. Taylor Rain, Lauren Phoenix, Tyler Faith, Others. (2005).
Santa can keep Dasher, Dancer and Prancer. We’ll take Taylor Rain, Lauren Phoenix, Tyler Faith, Davia Ardell, Eve Lawrence, Tiffani DiGivanni and Sandra Romain any day. Through in such bad boys as Lee Stone, Alex Sanders and Kurt Lockwood and you just know that naughty’s gonna trump nice. Say amen.
Santa's Helpers: Itty Bitty Titties
Filmco. D: Uncredited. Mia Smiles, Katie Gold, Angela Faith, Others. (2005).
As the title implies, the packages these ladies have on their chests may not be gigantic, but they’re certainly fun to play with. Mr. Kringle takes us on a journey of four Xmas tales, all filled with warmth and small breasts.
Santa’s Sluts.
Filmco. D: Uncredited. Mia Smiles, Katie Gold, Angela Faith, Others. (2002).
As all rational people know, Santa Claus is one hell of a busy guy, especially at Christmastime. He can’t do everything himself; he’s got helpers. Sure, we’ve all heard of the elves, but how about the sluts? That’s right, it gets mighty cold up there at the North Pole, and these sluts do plenty to heat things up.
The Tits That Saved XXX-mas
Big Top. D: Skye Blue. Kiki Dare, Chloe Dior, Ava Devine, Others. (2003).
Look what’s under the tree! More tits! And big ones, too! Santa’s sleigh is broken down. Will he have to cancel Christmas? Not if Mrs. Claus has anything to do with it (she’s hot, by the way). Santa’s helpers aid in the miracle that will save Xmas, and we get to see the miracle of huge boobs.
