ADULTVIDEONEWS MAY 2005 - ON THE SET - Pussy Footin' 13

These feet, these pussies, they have come from many lands.

From Hungary, from Uruguay, from the Philippines, far they have traveled to be part of Zaye Entertainment’s Pussy Footin’ 13. And the women these body parts belong to … Holy Mother of shit! You should see them! I do, in pre-sex lounging mode out by the pool behind a palatial Valley home: Budapest’s own Rita Flatayano (perhaps the oddest porn surname in the business), a sultry foreign femme with a face like a young Dyan Cannon and real boobs; Xara, a fantastic, golden Latina built up like a Coca-Cola bottle in a fun house mirror; Finesse Navarro, a demure, tattooed sweetheart you want to take home to mother, if you want to really piss mother off. And who doesn’t?

Rita, it should be noted, has a mole the size of a ladybug on her left tit. Or maybe it’s the right one. Anyway, God is in the details.

Renowned chick-kink director Richie Zaye beckons his cast inside, and I follow the ladies upstairs. The action will take place in the bedroom of this swank pad, on the cream colored shag, in front of the fireplace. Cozy. Candles are lit. Zaye props a teddy bear in the shot. Why not? Girls like teddy bears, and, last time I checked, lesbians are girls. In this movie, girls like feet. Soles are swabbed. Vages are douched. Zaye barks “action,” and starts getting footage of footage.

Lacquered toes are licked by candy-glossed lips. Puckered pussies are invaded by dainty digits. The scene quickly turns into a girly-girl slumber party gone wickedly awry. Xara slurps at the shaven lap of Finesse, her foot spelunking the cramped, crinkled cavern of Rita. The Filipina moves her pedicured pedal extremity up to a nipple and then teases Rita’s mouth. Between the toes going in, words come out:

“Oh! Your foot smells so good!”

Apparently it tastes good, too, and with that the threesome dissolve into a tangled octopus of tanned, seething lady flesh. Xara licks deep of Rita’s primo ass, slathered fingers go from hole to hole, there are moans and begs and demands in three distinct accents, yet all speak in the communal tongue of fuck-twinged bitch depravity. It’s a language any porn hound will understand.

Step right up! Pussy Footin’ 13 is available now.