A Lust-filled Interview with Bikini Model Bobbi Billard

Quite frankly I would write about Bobbi Billard every week if I could. Obviously the team of editors, programmers, and consultants who deal with my column might not be too pleased, but love makes a man do crazy things.

That’s right, I love Bobbi Billard. I spend way too much time logged onto her official site, BobbiBillard.com; reading her journal, staring at her photos, watching her live cam shows, and just basically dreaming of a life with Bobbi on some tropical island. Hey, it’s possible.

While jetting off to Bali with Bobbi (that has a nice ring to it) remains on the backburner, what I have for now is a fabulous new interview with Bobbi, no doubt one of the most beautiful and entrepreneurial women in the business today.

Tripp Daniels: How long has BobbiBillard.com been on the Net?

Bobbi Billard: More than six years now. Gosh, time flies.

TD: What should surfers expect when they join your site?

BB: Bobbi overload. Tons of movie clips, sexy photo galleries, live web cam with chat, interviews, etc.

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TD: Do you handle the day-to-day operations of your site?

BB: Yes, I most certainly do.

TD: At what point did decide you wanted to be a bikini model?

BB: At the age of 19, I got my first paying modeling job. It was a poster for Jones Performance Fuel Systems. For this job, I had to hold this carburetor made by Holley. It was called the Dominator, and I remember that thing was soooo heavy and I had to hold it still for practically forever. And they say modeling isn't work.

The finished product was me – just my body – wearing a patent leather bikini holding the Dominator carburetor, and the caption read, "Injection is nice, but I'd rather be dominated!" I made an appearance at the Super Chevy Show in Pomona and signed autographs at the Jones Performance Fuel Systems booth. I was a celebrity for a day. I knew then that this was what I wanted to do.

TD: Do you think it’s important for all bikini models to have an Internet presence?

BB: Of course. However it does seem as if the market is getting a tad bit oversaturated. It helps being one of the first.

TD: You’ve done a lot of magazine and print work as well as appearing in countless Web, film, and TV projects. Are there still other professional goals you have for yourself?

BB: Yes, but right now I am getting over a serious neck injury that I sustained while on a developmental contract with World Wrestling Entertainment. I am recovering from my neck surgery and then I will be back hitting the modeling scene again. I'm also thinking of going on some auditions. I did well back when I was doing all that.

TD: I understand you were in a TV ad for Diet Dr. Pepper, which aired during Super Bowl XXXV. That must’ve been cool.

BB: Yeah, it was a big surprise when I found out they used my ad on the Super Bowl. I knew it was a really clever commercial and I had hope that it would be aired then, but I had no idea until I saw it.

TD: One of your very first modeling gigs was on the cover of Minitruckin’ Magazine. Who knew there was such a periodical? You look really hot on the cover, by the way. Would you consider ever driving a mini truck?

BB: Thanks for the compliment. Nope, I'll stick with my sports car and my H2, thank you very much.

TD: I’m always interested in those ‘Wish Lists’ that girls have on their Web sites. I think you can tell a lot about a person based on their Wish List. Has any fan ever bought you something from your Wish List?

BB: Yes, I've received a lot of stuff through my Wish List. I have quite a large DVD collection, thanks in part to my fans. Most of my friends are amazed at how many DVDs have.

TD: Tell me about The Bobbi Channel.

BB: The Bobbi Channel is the cam show archives section of my site. I usually do two types of cam shows: still and streaming. I put my still picture cam grabs in the Bobbi Channel section so people can see what they've missed.

TD: In your profile it says your ambition is to own your own business and become a well-known model. I’d say you’ve achieved that. What other ambitions are on your agenda?

BB: World domination, baby! It is on!

TD: “It’s on” – I read that’s one of your favorite catch phrases; that and “What comes around goes around.” What do you think about mine: “Deeelicious!” and “I’m chillin’ like Bob Dylan.” Could you ever see yourself using any of my phrases?

BB: The last one is kind of old school sounding, but the first one, "Deeelicious!" I could see myself borrowing. However, I'd need to make one important change. I'd have to say I'm "Triple Deeelicious!" because of my ample assets.

TD: I was so jazzed to see you have a Live Journal Blog.

BB: I've had my journal almost five years. I love having a forum where I can write about what's going on in my life.

TD: You also do a live chat. I assume it’s a great way for you to engage and entertain fans?

BB: Yep. I was one of the first Internet models to have a live webcam. I love chatting and posing for my fans.

TD: Any plans forthcoming with the look and design of the Web site?

BB: I am in the process of redesigning it. Please keep checking BobbiBillard.com for the new look. It should be rockin'.

TD: Do you have any advice for aspiring bikini models/businesswomen out there?

BB: Believe in yourself, but don't get a big ego. After all, beauty is just a matter of good genetics. Be driven. Don't wait for them to come knocking on your door. Be patient. Success doesn't happen overnight.

TD: Here’s a popular question I always asked the ladies when we did this feature in AVN Online Magazine: Describe the underwear you have on right now.

BB: I'm wearing hot pink thong panties. Woohoo!

TD: Describe yourself in three words.

BB: Driven, silly, sexy!

TD: What type of guy do you go for? I mean, just in case, you know… hey, I might be just the – oh, never mind.

BB: The first thing that attracts me to a man is how he speaks. Intelligence is such a turn-on. After that, to keep me around, treat me well. Be the same person that I met and liked in the beginning. Don't turn from Dr. Jekyll into Mr. Hyde. I'll call you on it, believe me! I hate games. When it comes to games, I can be Milton Bradley, but why should I have to go there? Nice guys never finish last in my book.

What do I find really unattractive in a man? I'm not a big fan of guys that wear too much cologne. I despise arrogance, insecurity, judgmental or phony people, pushiness, gold chains. Anyone that reminds me of Larry from the TV show Three's Company is way out!

TD: It’s 11:30 p.m. on a Saturday night – where are you and what are you doing?

BB: I'm either home working on my computer, or out tearing it up with my gal pals.

TD: Tell me a newspaper headline you’d like to read about yourself one day.

BB: Bobbi Billard the First Internet Model to Sell Clones of Herself on eBay!

Thoughts, opinions, comments, suggestions, cheap shots, love letters, haranguing, personalized erotica? How about a cool site I should know about? Drop me a note at [email protected]. Or don't. I really don’t care. I have a healthy self-image.