LOS ANGELES— VR Bangers, LLC, whose business model is to create professional adult movies in virtual reality with established performers, has just released what it's calling a "proprietary synchronized VR experience for couples" called the Time Capsule, a technological solution that in a certain sense makes time travel possible.
VR Bangers’ proprietary technology provides the ability to record and save a completely synchronized sexual experience and preserve it even into the far future with the use of a realistic virtual reality environment. The Time Capsule service offers no less than 6K ultra-high definition resolution so as to provide the highest quality for the client’s recorded experience, which, together with binaural sound technology, smell, temperature, and advanced tactile gear will identically recreate the affection that the client now feels for their chosen partner in every meaning of the word—regardless of one’s gender or sexual orientation.
“I have always dreamt about time travel, and I am incredibly excited to actually make it happen for real as a part of my professional and creative work,” said Daniel Abramovich, the CEO of VR Bangers. “Even though we spend most of our days creating ever-new VR adult fantasies for our growing community of fans and members, we also invest a decent amount of our resources on developing new technologies and solutions, and the Time Capsule initiative is our newest discovery that we are finally ready to share with the entire world.”
This landmark experience needs to be filmed in a synchronized way using timers for each position engaged in by both partners. After the production phase is finished—which, for the users’ convenience and comfort, can be done with our without the crew around, and after the setting-up part, VR Bangers’ team can leave the room if requested—the entire sexual session will be preserved until for many, many years into the future inside of the virtual reality environment.
Once the amateur VR scene has been created, the customers of the Time Capsule service will be able to wear their VR goggles to experience it all anytime they want, just as if it happened yesterday, and the system will inform the users about the incoming sexual positions and will provide them with guidance to maintain the sensuality of the intimate intercourse kept in the capsule.
So consider: Regardless of how cruel and unjust it seems to be, time rushes inexorably forward and no one can do anything about it. With aging, it is completely natural that our bodies become less and less attractive, but this does not mean that the deeply hidden desires and passion felt for our sexual partners and significant others must also disappear.
The Time Capsule is a one-of-a-kind experience, currently unavailable from any other professional source. The producers make sure that while recording, everything is done in a professional manner and that clients who take part in the filming will feel comfortable all the time. After all, this is currently the only way they can fully release their emotions and share their sexual passion with the virtual reality camera—and later, themselves.
“This is not a beta version and we have done this multiple times before,” assured Xander Jones, the Producer of VR Bangers. “Not only that, but we have also worked with many celebrity couples, as before the disclosure of the service to the public, we gave a head start to some befriended personages, so they have actually tested how it all works and given us all the experience and feedback we needed to start the ‘mass production.’ Naturally, we cannot disclose the names of our clients—which is a part of the agreement signed with every single one of the Time Capsule’s users.”
The experience will probably be considered a luxury one, as the cost of the production starts at $10,000 and goes higher depending on many factors as well as the needs of the clientele, yet every customer couple will know exactly what they are paying for. The price of $15,000, which is the amount set for a regular service with a complete set of amenities, covers the costs of planning, filming, editing and post-production of this unique experience. The amount also covers the rent of beautiful locations that VR Bangers may acquire for the needs of the recording session: luxurious places appropriate for a one-of-a-kind lifetime experience, chosen based on the needs of a given client.
Even though VR Bangers is using the most technologically advanced solutions available on the market at the moment, that does not mean that customers have to have any sophisticated technology of their own. After recording the intercourse and saving it for the VR Bangers’ Time Capsule service, all that is needed afterwards is two pairs of VR headsets—doesn't matter their brand or type—or even some budget-friendly CPU-less VR goggles system using any modern smartphone as a processor. This "minimalistic" approach comes from the fact that, in contrast to classic VR porn movies, users are going to need two VR devices for VRB’s Time Capsule to work, one for each partner. That is why the company wanted to make the process as convenient and undemanding as possible.
“Elon Musk is making rockets that will fly to Mars… and we are adult movie producers making time travel finally possible with our own proprietary technologies,” added Igor Zhivago, the Marketing Director of VR Bangers. “When we announced this service publicly for the very first time, we received over 1,500 emails in the first five days—and even though it does not mean that we have recorded 1,500 similar sessions already, the interest is enormous and we are going to have our hands full.”
People have always dreamt about time traveling, but the vision of it hitherto presented to us by sci-fi movies and books has always focused on using pills or freezing humans in some technologically advanced capsules or pods. But the future has now become the present—yet in reality, an experience as close to time traveling as humanity has ever had has become possible with the use of modern VR headsets.
Thanks to those virtual reality devices and VR Bangers, every couple interested in purchasing this service will be able to hearken back to everything they feel for each other right now even 20, 30, or maybe even 40 years from now; to once again enjoy their perfect, beautiful young bodies and recall the unique passion that they had in their youth.
To read more about this one-of-a-kind experience, visit the Time Capsule’s subpage on the makers’ website over here.
