NEW JERSEY—Radical Jizzlam, a new oral-centric website built with the belief all speech should be cherished and protected as if it were holy writ, is dedicated to providing free-thinking users with an exclusive catalog of original boutique content as well as a first-class user experience.
The story of Radical Jizzlam was recited by adult webmaster, director and evil genius-turned-acolyte Duke Skywalker, a man who has earned his reputation for rushing in where angels fear to tread. He invited fans (short for fanatics) of oral sex and cum swallowing cuties to come by and meet the congregation at RadicalJizzlam.com. “We'll all get together in my tent!”
It has been told that the great and noble Caliph once ventured across the southern sea into the realm of the savage, where a sermon was given. The Caliph asked, “is there anyone here who has not ever had the milk of a prophet?”
There was silence. He asked again.
And from the crowd, in a tattered loin cloth and with bare breasts, emerged some poor female creature. The Caliph chastised her for being of bare breast and immediately covered her. She knelt, and the Caliph unsheathed his holy cock to save her wretched soul. She was commanded to face Pecca … and to suck it … —Tales of the Caliphate, Skywalker translation (2019).
“The Caliph operates under the power and cover of FA Caliphate,” said Skywalker. “The great and noble Caliph’s purpose is to convert infidel ‘Anti-Semenites’ to Radical Jizzlam, through teachings, rituals and cummunion. By drinking the Caliph’s milk, these lucky souls complete their conversion to Radical Jizzlam. All praise to the Caliph! I must now atone for inviting the G.O.A.T. to my pig roast!”
An Anti-Semenite is one who has yet to fully embrace the medicinal and mystical powers of semen. The Caliph assists by ejaculating into their mouths, having them ritualistically gargle and then gulp the Caliph’s milk.
Milk has also been described as the drink of Paradise.
The story of the amazing Caliph was told, Skywalker revealed, and spread from village to village. It has been written that the Caiph took his favorite converts with him back to the arid lands that he rules, to show the faithful his conquests and exploits.
East Coast-based adult woodsman Sam Crux issued an announcement and holy order that states in no uncertain terms that, under the authority of the Caliphate, he “will punish and convert all the Anti-Semenites to inaugurate a new era of a Radical Jizzlam! And soon there will arise many shouts and a clamor that will shake the heavens and sway the boughs of the trees of the earth!”
Videos in the rapidly growing library at RadicalJizzlam.com are now available in multiple formats: MP4, mobile and HD, with 4K video downloads available soon.
Webmasters and affiliates can promote the spread of Radical Jizzlam via the DukeDollars.com affiliate program immediately.
“DukeDollars has been around since 2003,” Skywalker said. “I have the requisite knowledge of our customer base to provide my affiliates with the precise tools needed to generate sales, because I produce the exact niche content potential customers desire.”
For more, visit RadicalJizzlam.com.
