LOS ANGELES—Mensmagdaily.com has just issued its picks for the 25 Hottest Porn Stars for 2014, and lest anyone think the editors phoned in their choices for a lark of a feature, the opening commentary indicates that picking the hottest porn stars for the year was a deadly serious and painstaking labor of love for everyone involved.
The editors explain, "Putting together a list of the 25 Hottest Porn Stars in the Business isn’t as easy as one would imagine. There are a tremendous amount of hot girls who do porn so whittling it down to just 25 is quite a task if you want to do it right. Then of course, you want to make sure that nobody on your list is going to retire before you post your article, which is important. This list however is carefully thought out. These are the absolute most beautiful women in porn. They’re not just hot because they’re having sex on camera. They’re hot in any situation. The porn is kind of secondary. We thought it was important to shine a light on the porn stars that are actually beautiful as a lot of them get away with being, not. This is the definitive list. You can take this seriously. Every girl on here is a 9 and up on a scale of 1-10. We hope you enjoy."
We wouldn't begin to quibble with their choices. We understand that subjectivity is an essential element in any assessment of beauty, and more than anything we appreciate the fact that the editors recognize that the beauty exhibited by their 25 picks is deep, and not just skin deep.
There is no indication if the performers were listed according to their hottness ranking, but we don't think so. It's more likely that the editors were simply so overwhelmed by the surfeit of sexuality before them that they simply threw up their hands and listed their picks randomly, providing each with a short paragraph extolling each performer's unique and bountiful virtues.
The 2014 list, in order as it appears on the site, is:
1. Carter Cruise
2. Kendra Lust
3. Sinn Sage
4. Bonnie Rotten
5. Nicole Aniston
6. Tasha Reign
7. Jasmine Jae
8. Jessa Rhodes
9. Dani Daniels
10.Romi Rain
11. Lisa Ann
12. Brandi Love
13. Mia Malkova
14. Riley Reid
15. Destiny Dixon
16. Adriana Chechik
17. AJ Applegate
18. Lolly Ink
19. Kelly Diamond
20. Siri
21. Anikka Albrite
22. Riley Steele
23. Jada Stevens
24. Britney Amber
25. Brooklyn Chase