LOS ANGELES — JuicyAds on Friday announced it is shipping their new state-of-the-art JuicyNinja 5000, which they say "gives new meaning to programmatic advertising."
"Just set up your Ninja at your desk and let her hammer away at building campaigns, optimizing bids and designing new creatives and watch your ROI explode," said a company rep. "We won't even tell your boss you've replaced yourself with an Android, so you can take all of the credit."
"The JuicyNinja 5000 is a game-changer," said JuicyJay, founder and CEO of JuicyAds. "This gives our clients a huge advantage in the quest of the perfect ad campaign. What's more, JuicyNinja 5000 can be programmed for other mundane tasks like grocery shopping and standing in for Zoom meetings."
Even if you're not ready to use the JuicyNinja 5000, JuicyAds said its real-life account managers are standing by "ready to help you maximize your advertising with us as well as our proprietary auto-optimization tools SexyTechnology and Adsistant."
For more information, visit juicyads.ninja.
