ZTOD.com Likely To Accept Goats As Payment In Lieu of Bitcoins

After years of producing highly-rated XXX video content during the DVD era of adult entertainment and successfully bringing their brands online at ZTOD.com, the company announced today that it will soon begin accepting payment in goats but is unlikely to ever accept payment via Bitcoin or other so-called cryptocurrency.

"We have 'Zero Tolerance' for make-believe money that spikes or craters in value on an hourly basis," said Michael Mpahlca of ZTOD.com. "On the other hand, goats have proven to have real value for centuries and can easily be traded for other goods or services in just about every region of the world. When you look at the relevant livestock pricing index you can also quickly see that the goat market, unlike Bitcoins, moves for intelligible reasons grounded in logical and trackable analytics—something all prudent online adult companies take seriously in our planning."

The data points are easily traceable through a number of well known sources including this one, and while many have predicted the extinction of goats or the idea that mechanization of certain agricultural tasks would obviate the need for goats in the workforce, to this point in time the goat has remained one of the most efficient methods of clearing fields, providing milk or calming other animals including thoroughbred racehorses.

"We are taking a pro-goat stance to protect our own interests and the interests of our affiliate webmasters" said Mpahlca. "When someone sends their traffic to ZTOD, they will get paid every penny, euro, or goat they are entitled to—every time—and neither their hard-earned revenue nor ours will be subjected to the rampant speculation and market fluctuation that plagues the Bitcoin world."

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