AMSTERDAM—Chanukah is the festival of lights and dreidel is the game of chance. Now StripDreidel.com brings you a perverted and highly addictive cyber version of the game that you can play for free.
"This dreidel is definitely not made out of clay," promise the creators of StripDreidel.com. "In this version, you play against hot Jewish porn stars like Britney Stevens, Nikki Rhodes and Angelica Jordan. Just like strip poker, you and the girls win and lose clothes until someone's left wearing a smile and little else.
For the non-Jews out there, the rules are simple, says a press release issued Wednesday. "Ante up and spin to win. The dreidel has four sides and clothes are for sale. You’ll want to get a Gimmel (win the entire pot) or Hay (win half the pot). A Nun means you lose your turn and a Shin means you have to put back into the pot. When someone runs out of money, they have to sell their clothes while losing/baring it all. Play against one of the girls or all of them and pick the slutty or conservative outfit you want them to wear. All the cool cats are playing it."
Chanukah begins Friday, and the StripDreidel.com gang are also offering—in case you haven’t bought your Chanukah gifts already— the chance to order them now from Kosher Daddy Clothing before the eight crazy nights of Chanukah end. "Link there from the StripDreidel.com site—yes, you can play and shop in one place. The 'Shtup The Chef' BBQ Apron is a big seller and what every swinging bachelor needs when chilling and grilling. Plus, the Yenta baby tee is a hit with the ladies."
StripDreidel.com also links to Yenta.com, the global Jewish dating website where singles from around the world meet, and where people of any religion can use the site while looking for a Jewish date. You simply create a profile in order to find your own nice Jewish girl or boy to dance around the menorah with, and it’s completely free. Plus, it will make your mother proud.
AVN contacted StripDreidel.com for a little insight into the inspiration behind the creation of the game, but in the spirit of the holidays we were forwarded to Yenta.com, where we were warmly greeted.
"If you're lonely this Chanukah, I'm free." Yenta said generously, and then she added, "Call your mother. And your grandmothers. You never do." Now how did she know that?
StripDreidel.com is for adults over 18 only. If you would like to be a model on StripDreidel.com—and you’re 18 or over and at least 50 percent Jewish—send your photos to [email protected], and maybe you will be the next guy or girl model added to the game.
