LOS ANGELES—A jocular video made by CollegeHumor.com and Jest.com that features a bevy of gorgeous adult actresses calls for a national "Wankout" on May 1 to protest Rick Santorum's anti-pornography stand. The "Porn Stars Against Santorum" video, shot on a Vivid Entertainment movie set, has gone viral and is now appearing on many other sites.
Vivid Girl Allie Haze (pictured), currently starring in Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, leads off the lighthearted video, noting, "If elected, Rick Santorum has vowed to prosecute our industry on infrequently enforced obscenity laws."
Haze, adult actresses Chastity Lynn and Chanel Preston, and actor Jerry, then state, "Picture a world without pornography. As porn stars and Americans, we can't let that happen. Pizza delivery boys with nothing to dream about. People masturbating to Facebook photos. Or, worst of all, people using just their imaginations."
The video goes on to say, "Santorum says watching porn causes profound brain changes, resulting in negative consequences. Besides not being supported by any facts, wouldn't the opposite be true? Porn lets you visualize your fantasies, so you don't walk around like a tightly wound sexually repressed time bomb. Besides, what are you going to do, erase all the porn? As soon as you took one video down, two more would pop up, like a mythical multi-headed porno beast.
"So, to protest Santorum, on May 1 at 8 p.m., we're staging the World's Largest Wankout. Just open up your favorite porn site, the one you downloaded to your hard drive and named 'old college papers,' '2010 taxes' or 'grandma's 80th birthday party,' and let loose. Together we can enfranchise ourselves with the power of excessive masturbation."
The actresses also encourage viewers to vote for Santorum in the remaining primary elections, "because if he wins the primaries, he will definitely get crushed by Obama. And Obama would never try to stop the porn industry."
Photo: Allie Haze on set shooting the World's Largest Wankout video, courtesy of Mark Kernes.
